More my photos ->
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“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
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I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.
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when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
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me: *sees an ant*
me:
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manoeuvres
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A commemorative photo?
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