adoring-suggestion

[adoring-suggestion]

you fell right into my trap i swapped your smart weed that makes you smart with gay weed that makes you gay 

[adoring-suggestion]

Yeah this is funny

Penis flytrap. Is that anything

[adoring-suggestion]

Hold on I gotta look some stuff up

Penis flytrap. Is that anything

[adoring-suggestion]

Penis flytrap. Is that anything

[adoring-suggestion]

I’m revoking everyone’s internet privileges until y’all learn how to be normal

#this is an anime fanfiction blog apparently?? #a grown ass adult who posts incest fanfic? #anyways no freaks allowed on my posts

[adoring-suggestion]

"I'm funny because of my trauma" "I'm funny because my parents were divorced" well I'm funny because of my amulet

[adoring-suggestion]

*throws an apple at my son* how... kafkaesque

[adoring-suggestion]

Thank god I’m finally getting weird ads from tumblr. I felt like I was missing out

[adoring-suggestion]

Do you ever worry that we’re gonna run out of jokes

[adoring-suggestion]

1 minute of a ghibli movie > anything by tarantino

#film bros are pressed #Wes andes mints or whoever can sit down and take notes

[adoring-suggestion]

this isn’t joe biden’s win. this is the victory of black organizers who ran grassroots campaigns on the ground. this is the victory of the young people who used social media to get out the vote. this is the victory of the women, POC, hispanic americans, muslim americans, LGBTQ+ americans, and angry americans who have been fighting for breath for centuries. the fight isn’t over, but it’s ours to win.

[adoring-suggestion]

Friendly reminder that even if Biden wins tomorrow, the fight is long from over. 

Black lives still matter. 

Capitalism still kills. 

The earth is still on fire. 

LGBTQ+ rights are still at stake. 

Islamphobia and Antisemitism still exist. 

We cannot stop fighting just because Biden wins. We need to go out stronger. Never stop fighting for what you believe in. 

[adoring-suggestion]

quite literally fucking anything can happen right now

[adoring-suggestion]

At least someone can finally unhandcuff Steve Kornacki from that desk

#election #election 2020 #joe biden #donald trump

[adoring-suggestion]

Bro why tf Nevada edging us 😫

[adoring-suggestion]

growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

[adoring-suggestion]

Good morning to ex child prodigies, boys who only wear crocs, scuba diving savants, repressed librarians, girls who skate, my dead great aunt Helen, absurdists, lab rats with morphine addictions, the bean sculpture, and every milf in ohio