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Part 14

1. Dennis, I'm tellin ya! Fix up them eyebrows, get a new suit, and the store will pick right up! (Dennis is a mind flayer)

2. NPC: These barrels are sub-par, I'll have to get them fixed. The previous batch was so much better!

Player 1: Ya know, I had a cousin with a thing for buckets. That didn't go too well.

3. Synth-wave Despacito is INESCAPABLE!!

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Part ???

1. You would be cute, if cute was ugly!

2. Player 1: When is that meme from?

DM: like, early 2000's?

Player 1: oh, i wouldn't get that. Wasn't vine in like 2001?

DM: well now i feel old.

3. In case you were wondering, I did celebrate the ides of march.

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part 12

1. Chicken stock isn't flammable! Use it to put the fire out!

2. For the record, I have already tried eating kobald. It wasn't good.

3. can I beat him up with my silver cutlery set?

#dnd memes #dnd #dnd quotes

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part 11

1. Fire is a true gift. Ya know why? If you're on fire, ninjas can't catch you.

2. It's the Amogus Man!

3. Skinny Woodstock Jesus is back!

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Part 10

1. In this world, if it goes to plan, the plan was terrible. If the plan fails, it was still a bad plan but this time we did it wrong

2. "Oooh! Funky!" (like 30 times in 3 minutes)

3. I truly miss the triple frying pan

#dnd #dnd quotes #dnd memes

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Part 9

1. Player 1: "so...cows."

DM: "yes"

Player 1: "may I murder them?"

2. Why does there have to be a giant murder cow in the area? Why can't there be death butterfies that I can one-hit kill?

3. Player 2: "Can I bite it?"

DM: "uuuhhhh. sure?"

#dnd shenanigans

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Part 8

1. “how old are you?”

   “7.”

   “oh. ok. that doesn’t help.”

2. It sounds like if despacito had the occcasional major chord. It’s not right, but it isn’t good. 

3. For this armour, I will need......an eyelash. For my eyelash statue. 

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Part 7

1. Tell me, or I play despacito on repeat with my digeridoo

2. Eat the bones

3. What are the dental benefits? (on the subject of joining a rebellion)

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Part 6

1. This fanny pack is my emotional support homebrew

2. We are a party of bard-barian

3. What do you call a mountaintop covered in rouges? A sneak peak.....Because rouges are sneaky

4. Fantasy costco was a fun battle, I say regretfully

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Part 5

1. Can the Mad Bard’s speciality be pickles?

2. player 1: “why do we hate this guy?”

 player 2: “he made a baby kobald cry. We want him dead.”

 Player 3(the “baby” kobald): “I’m 32...”

3. FEAR THE JANDALS

#dnd memes #dnd

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Part 4

1. "My single goal in life is to be a problem"

2.  player 1: i want you too.....give me your shoes

     player 2: *sigh* i give you my shoes

     player 3: Remember kids, NEVER underestimate the power of a good pair of shoes!

3. “can we Coup d'état a Denny's after this?”

4. “It is time to learn create or destrow cow”

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Part 3

1. so i could hypothetically win fights by suffocating them in pasta or bet they cant eat as much pasta that i can produce in an hour?

2. SO you hanging round this crazy spider man and you got more eyes! Don’t you walk away from me! Y’all see that person? go kill her! 

3. Player 1: what kind of grilled cheese? Like a basic plain? a variant like grilled mac and cheese? or just cheese on a grill?

player 2: context not included.

#dnd memes

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Part 2 (much much too late)

1. fine then i will create a different kind of god to make a cult to, this one will be a large anthropomorphic watermelon that uses a large spear make of assorted ftuit and they are the god of fruit and fruit salad respectivly

2. glim get off the celing! cram

3. These Joots were made for walkin

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Part 1

This is a recollection of various things that my group has said:

1. “One sec my conscience is making a sandwich.”

2. “I befriend jake from state farm by saying ‘you should be a good neighbor.”

3. “But Quakcthulu!”

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Bonsoir

Bonsoir, peoples! I am a d&d player with a reaaaly memey group, and I will be using this blog to quote these crazies! This is pretty much d&d out of context, and be prepared for havign too many questions. 

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