I really hate that cliche

Every Day

You’ve made a cookie monster out of me

Strip Club

Here we go again. So predictable.

I mean, at least I have benefits..?

The front page is sailing the high seas

I’m an American that immigrated to Canada and while I loved my adopted homeland, I’ll be honest that some days…

Washington is on Orange Alert

I can’t believe how liberating this feels

Outgoing White House staff right about now

What did I miss?

Inexcusable

Spit, Don’t Swallow.

Irrational Fears

Someone’s response when I was trying to give tips on avoiding typing tendonitis

Trying to collect a paycheck is a greater sin than relishing in mass murder or tyrannical world domination, apparently.

Saw the headline and this guy sprang to mind

So Hot

Some People Shouldn’t Drive Big Pickup Trucks