aelinbitch-archive

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hey everyone i’m not here anymore! but i’m leaving this blog up <3 

tagging system:

#aag – content that’s not explicitly tog related but reminds me of aelin

#mycontent – edits and moodboards and stuff

#greatest hits: faceclaims – ppl who consistently look like what i imagine the characters to look like

#greatest hits: hot takes – hot spicy opinions

#greatest hits: hcs – my correct headcanons. and character insights and stuff

#greatest hits: joking and jesting. – jokes <3 jests <3

#greatest hits: enneagram – the enneagram as it applies to the tog characters!

i don’t have a specific tag for anything else! just search and it should pop up <3

i want my legacy as it pertains to throne of glass to be:

aelin is a great character you guys just hate women and have bad taste

jasmine sanders (my icon) and tommy genesis (my pinned edit) = best aelin faceclaims

bi aelin supremacy. ansel x aelin. aelin x nehemia. aelin x lysandra. aelin x manon.

all the other girls are gay too. fuck m*n*rian stan malide

nehemia is alive and well :) so is sorscha. and both are great characters who deserved better

fuck chaol and dorian. honestly fuck most of the men except sam and sartaq

please PLEASE do not write smut about characters who are teenagers in places where literal children can find it. also pls don’t try to argue with teenagers when they express their discomfort with sex scenes in books written for teenagers!

sjm is racist and homophobic and instead of trying to defend her, 1) take her writing and make it whatever you want, and 2) please make the f*ndom a safe space for fans of color and gay fans by listening to them and respecting their opinions and not arguing with their feelings 

my friends and mutuals @saintnesryn @nalgenewhore @eyllweambassador @brycequin @sassyhobbits @elidesperranth@aelinisbi@proseandpeonies @bikevindayy @soleiliana @sofiachronicles @fqirytopia @chillin-in-wonderland @acotars @chase-galathynius @laurenbacall @daenerysrtargaryen @melaniking @boujeegoblin @gayhideous @milliondollarbillsbylorde @highlladynesta and @bitchryver (altho the last five are no longer here) are the elite. pls stan

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AELIN GALATHYNIUS: SCORPIO RISING

#oh this was cool too. i’m going thru my drafts now lmao #mycontent

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faliq faliq faliq faliq

#oh wait i just found this in my drafts omg!!! kassie i’ll post this to make up for leaving you 💀 #mycontent

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When Harley met Ivy

#literally. cel and ansel

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Daphne Groeneveld photographed by Zoey Grossman for For Love & Lemons 🍰

#VERY cel #aag

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Modern TOG headcanon nonsense:

Manon was a Christian rock emo kid back in middle school through early highschool.

Aelin had an e-girl tiktok phase in middle school. She’s burned all photo evidence of that time.

Dorian attempted to be a SoundCloud rapper in middle school because he’s an 88rising stan.

Elide and Sorscha are secret kpoppies

Nesryn had a Nightwish phase (inspired by @saintnesryn )

Rowan most definitely wore guyliner in high school

#this is so accurate i’m gonna throw up #THE MANON CHRISTIAN ROCK THING........

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Franz Wright, from “East Boston, 1996; Night Walk,” in God’s Silence

#ezra said samlaena #ughhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#very celaena i feel like #aag

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Senait Gidey for CR Fashion Book #3, September 2013

#ooh nehemia vibes

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i did watch the first couple seasons of supernatural when i was younger and i thought belas character was so fun and different and of course they killed her bc she had woman on supernatural disease it was disappointing but whatever </3 BUT then i found out they actually didn’t plan on killing her she was just gonna leave the show but spn fans HATED her so much they like campaigned for her to die brutally on the show bc she was cunning and confident so they literally bought her back on the show to kill her and also kind of humiliate her and that’s why i think supernatural fans deserve every part of this finale. and the last ten years of garbage. god bless <3

#NO ONE BELIEVES ME BUT THIS IS MY THING W CHA*RIAN SHIPPERS WHO HATE AELIN

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‘20 autumn frontrow x kim taeri

#ELIDE

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Username change

tinywolfofeyllwe —> eyllweambassador

#omg.... sexy i love it

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every single YA novel absolutely sucks shit and is not real literature and it’s not misogynist or something to say that lmfao it’s just true. but also half of the people on here (correctly) saying that also think that hannibal or killing eve season 2 or florence + the machine or the raven cycle or something IS peak media/lit.... like why don’t you all watch prestige television or read a book meant for people who’s brains are fully developed and then maybe you’ll calm down and get some better taste

#i’m a double hater and snob queen. i have contempt for BOTH sides of this argument #also yes i’m posting this to my tog blog but i never claimed (or at least have not claimed since i was 14) that the series is actually GOOD #i just have a neurotic obsession w the main character and the girls whose pussies she should have eaten but didn’t bc the author is homophob #ic. anyway #no shade to my friends on here who do think tog is good tho. you’re all valid and sexy and you get a free pass and i love u all muah muah 💋

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#asterin blackbeak vibes

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normalize killing anyone that slightly annoys you

#manon #aag

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“AELIN??!” part two.

#i have honest to god NOT known how to act since finding this woman’s instant gram #aag #greatest hits: faceclaims