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I show him pictures of you and train him to tear them up @xdaddio

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Oh yeah. Watching me get dip all over my beard must be a real turn on. You lucky girl.

eating chips and dip while watching you on tv and in real life? double drool. 

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You can relate, huh? 😏

The best part of pre-tapings is you get to eat and watch yourself on TV at the same time in the comfort of your own home.

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Hey, that’s almost just as good. Anything that includes good food works for me.

The best part of pre-tapings is you get to eat and watch yourself on TV at the same time in the comfort of your own home.

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The best part of pre-tapings is you get to eat and watch yourself on TV at the same time in the comfort of your own home.

#paradigm.start

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This handsome mug? Nah.

Then it has something in common WITH YOUR FACE!

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Cap’n Crunch. The only acceptable midnight snack.

Fourth bowl of cereal? A king move. What kind though? That’s the real question.

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Just got concerned for my best friend @thestcndard

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Everything you cook tastes like melted boots.

Sigh. I guess Chef Gionna is taking requests for tomorrow since everyone loves my key lime pie.  I’ll make some more tonight and maybe an apple pie or a chocolate pie. 

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I’m judging you from behind my fourth bowl of cereal.

Me: gets ready for bed, gets into bed, turns off the light, gets comfortable  Also me: gets up for food 2 minutes later

This probably wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t happen every single night, huh? Maybe I should just make the table beside my bed a snack table….

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Just be thankful that we survived the murder hornets.

is it just me….or did the month of june literally fly by? like can 2020 chill out.

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🤨

I’m convinced he doesn’t do the dishes because most of the ink on his hands and arms is FAKE and he’s scared it’s going to wash off.

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You’ve got to stop taking advice from Leah.

You’re right. Better make it nudes then.

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Bold of you to assume he can read.

DAD GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

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I’m taking away your internet privileges. You’re on punishment.

DAD GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

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Ma’am, this is a family establishment.

BREAKING NEWS! cash wheeler can fucking GET IT. 

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#[between bells; musings]