I’m not “holding” the mole.
The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.
PSA: Please don’t hold moles like that
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
you sound like a starship’s central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable
Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?