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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#it's so weird #if you don't don't want certain people to see what you post #then don't post it on a public platform for everyone to see whether they follow you or even have an account at all #this is tumblr #not facebook

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Was going to try and make this one somewhat realistic but then I was given the option of devil horns :D Thank you for the tag @valentinaonthemoon <3

Picrew Chain?!

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1235139

yo I've had this in my drafts for a month (That question mark and vacant expression aint for nothing) I'm baton-passing this to @arcaneseason3 to do the starter tags!

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No one does it like them.

#my babies #fitzsimmons

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god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

#I will never not reblog this #this is so funny

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i would not be angry if you found me to be a lost cause. you must not say such things. you are penelope featherington. do not forget that.

#that last gif is so cute #all her looks are sooo pretty #bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton

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Top Shelf Fitzsimmons WIPs You Should Be Reading RIGHT NOW

These are the goods, people. Come and get 'em!

something like a slow burn by @cherrylimeade (Rated E) - Have you ever thought to yourself: "Hey, Self...what if season 2 of AoS was angrier, hornier, and aired on Skinemax if that were still a thing?" Well, wonder no more!

Neighbors by @ritalara ( Rated E) - Just some good old-fashioned neighborly AU horniness that will have you yelling RITA in the comments section.

After Heartbreak by @eclecticmuses (Rated E)- PAIN. BEAUTIFUL, WWII ERA CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS PAIN. Nurse Jemma, Wounded Soldier Fitz, and watching that E rating with bated breath!

Hold Me Down by @sunalsolove (Rated E) - Diamonds are a smutty Omegaverse/Framework AU girl's best friend. Trust me on this one.

Forged By Love by @libbyweasley (Rated T)- Blacksmith. Fitz. In a. Goddamned. Kilt. Enough said.

Leo Fitz's Spooky Little Bookshop for the Curious and Inquisitive Spirits by @agentofship (Rated T) - A haunted bookshop with a goddamn DELIGHTFUL premise. Read now, thank me later.

Under the Mistletoe by @mrsleopoldfitz ( Rated T) - Hands down, the most accurate description of a college party ever. Read these words and feel the Natty Ice as it flows through your veins.

And finally.... something strange in your neighborhood by@cherrylimeade and, uh, me ( Rated E) - Off the rails and nearing the finish line, not unlike the authors themselves.

#thank you for the rec <3 #one day I will remember how to write and finish this fic #fitzsimmons fics #fic rec

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Fitzsimmons - Murder Mystery Party AU

#I love this <3 #fitzsimmons #murder mystery

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#Benedict hasn't changed a bit

#their reaction is so funny #it's gonna be funny seeing the roles reversed this season #colin being all serious and dramatic and his brothers just poking fun at him

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I'm not saying it will be your new favourite show. I'm just saying...

Actually, it will probably be your new favourite show. Who am I trying to kid?

#that looks so fun #dead boy detectives

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RENEGADE NELL 1.01 | Don't Call Me Nelly

#that was really fun and surprisingly good #excellent plot #excellent actors #excellent music #and it navigates between different styles #also it's worth noting that it's an original series and not an adaptation #anyway #to anyone who reads this #watch it #renegade nell #louisa harland

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

#I wear them mostly outside #i love glasses though #they're a cool accessory #I would get new ones more often if it wasn't so expensive

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Modern Family 3.14: “Me? Jealous?"

#alex is such a savage #she's so overlooked as being in the tradition of daria and wednesday addams #alex dunphy #modern family

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they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends

#YES

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Part 1 | Part 2

Please enjoy this cute sapphic comic about accidentally adopting a werewolf from the pound based on this post. (Except I made it gay.) Meet Sabine and Jazz as they fall in loooove.

If you enjoyed please consider donating to my Kofi! Comics are a labor of love and tips really really help me out while I'm in school!

#that's so cute #comic

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#it's true

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

#that's really interesting #and in hindsight not surprising #stockholm syndrome

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“I can work for you. I just can’t work with you and I just think that’s what’s best.”

#season two was an angst fest for those two #can't believe this poor boy is now king arthur #fitzsimmons