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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨💞

AHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUU YOURE WONDERFUL TOO❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#omg i always love getting asks from you and i rpomise ill give you a spam soon >:3 #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #ask

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☆ Reminder to any self-shippers with a big bust/chest, your f/os love you!

No matter your gender or how you present, they love you and your chest the way it is, and they also support anything you want to do with it! They understand the plights of it. Whether it's having a hard time feeling like shirts fit nicely on you, or if it even makes you feel dysphoric, no matter what problems you might have with them, they'll be there to listen and help as much as they can. They don't think your bust is too big or that you look bad because of it!

If you ever wanted a reduction, they'd be your biggest supporter!

Top surgery? They'd cheer you on the entire way through and help you through recovery!

And if you wanted to bind your chest for any reason at all, they'd assist you no problem!

Just wanted to find some properly sized clothes and help with the intense back pain? They got your back, literally!

If anyone is ever making you feel objectified because of your bust, your f/o would make sure to help you sort through those feelings and to try to put a stop to the source. You deserve to exist with your body and not feel objectified by just being there!

So, no matter what you might think or want to do with your bust, your f/o loves you for it and supports you all the same!

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Imagine taking a bath or shower with your f/o.

Imagine running your soapy hands through their hair, gently massaging the shampoo into their scalp. Hearing your f/o hum or sigh contently, eyes closed and a smile on their face.

And them do the same for you, gently scrubbing the day’s worries from your skin, rubbing away every tension. Just feeling your f/o’s presence right next to you, as well as the droplets rolling down your spines.

Maybe this is a moment where you can finally unwind. Where you can chat and fill each other in on how your days went. Or, maybe you both stay in silence. Both finding it comfortable without the urge to speak.

Just relax, and take care of one another.

#pleeeeease

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OK BUT imagine your f/o is in the midst of a battle, absolutely tearing it up, and then their phone rings with the special ringtone they have just for you.

They GRIP their enemy with a sudden new strength and hold them down while they fumble to answer it.

“[name]! No, no, you’re not interrupting anything. What’s up?”

#caged hearts #ancient scales

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Current fixation is sitting in my f/os lap/them sitting in mine while shotgunning bong rips to eachother😵‍💫😵‍💫

#is this anything?? #holding stevens jaw while i exhale smoke to him #the look in z.emos eyes as he watching me inhale #i love love love it #selfship #f/o #tw weed #tw smoking #stoner selfship #stoner f/o #stoner s/i

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oh boy when my fictional man hears about what you did you are all done for

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Imagine laying on the couch with your F/O. They're laying behind you with your back cuddled up against their chest, so that they're almost but not quite, on top of you. They scoop an arm around your waist and nuzzle their head into the crook of your neck.

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lost in the ‘thinking about what my f/o’s wear to bed’ sauce <3

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Reminder that your romantic f/o loves all of your insecurities.

Your stomach? Well they love it, they love the size, and they absolutely love to kiss it. They love to see your face flush when they do, they love to cuddle you and hold onto your stomach.

Your eyes? They love your eyes, they love the shape and the color. They love how your eyes shine in the sun and how your eyes light up at funny jokes.

Your smile? They love that too. They love when you smile with your full teeth, it doesn't matter what they look like. They love if you have a downward smile, loving to kiss the edges. They love to see you smile, to see the sign that you are happy.

Your face? They love to cradle it and place kisses all over it, who cares what the shape is? If they can kiss it they will. You have a scar? They'll kiss that too, a mole or birthmark? That leads to more kisses.

Your f/o loves you and nothing will or can change that.

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《 Hear me out.

Just.. Your F/o is just your unwitting pillow because I said so. Like they could be doing literally anything- working, Sleeping, Eating, Etc.

And you just.

FLOP! Your my pillow now. Whatever you were doing before idc because your comfy and I'm eepy.

.... *Snore..* 》

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Proship/comship DNI

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honestly being a selfshipper and finding irl items that remind you of your f/o is just the purest thing....

find a t-shirt that looks like your f/o's? perfect, wear it when you feel down and revel in the feeling that you're wearing their shirt.

find a book you think they'd like? get it, read it, think about how overjoyed they'd be to know they got you into something they find interesting! how happy they'd be to share that with you!

find a perfume that reminds you of them? for the love of everything holy. get it and cherish it.

every trinket, every shirt, every little nick-nack that reminds you of them. that's them loving you through the little things!!!

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Imagine just being cradled in your f/o's arms while you're both relaxing on a couch, your arms around their neck as you simply hug and let each others' heartbeats resonate against each other.

☁︎ proship/comship DNI ☁︎

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HEY SELFSHIPPERS WHO HAVE AN UNFORTUNATELY POPULAR CANON X CANON SHIP THAT IS A DISCOMFORT!!!!

the next time you get shown the ship or just have it in your head, imagine your f/o looking at the ship from over your shoulder and scrunching up their nose. being grossed out by it. being made uncomfortable by it, grimacing awkwardly at the sight of it. being confused by it!!!

they dislike that ship just as much as you do, believe me! no matter how many times someone draws them looking happy and in love with whoever, that ain't happening.

you two are each other's favorites, so the next time you see that sorta thing, just remember your f/o's silly little scrunched up weirded-out face at the mere sight :]

edit: PROSHIPPERS DNI THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

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Grumpy f/o who makes a noise of complaint whenever you stop stroking their hair/back/etc for 1 second. Like hang on.

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reminder to makeout sloppy style with your f/o

pr0/c0mshippers kindly dni this aint for you

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Its so depressing scrolling through hordes of fem readers for your f/os... Like damn maybe they really don't want me after all.....

#i wish i was a girl..... so bad... #tw negativity #selfship #f/o

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Imagine tickling your f/o’s sides while they try to deny the fact that they’re ticklish through their laughter.

proship/comship/neutral DNI