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First bouquet of the year. It was a race to make it before it started raining again.

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When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

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I- what?

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Due to popular demand:

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Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

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Маленький защитник…

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genuine question

are the seasons other than season one of american horror story any good?

i tried watching season one years ago and couldn’t even finish it because it sucked ass. are the other seasons worth watching?

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full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

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Ariana grande is suing forever 21 for stealing her look when she literally stole her look from a smaller queer artist I have no words

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“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

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9/5/19

all the zebra mildliners 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

xo- gg

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So my brother and I were best friends growing up. He was hilarious and we got into all kinds of trouble. I still can’t believe some of the shit we got away with. Anyway I guess he had a nervous breakdown one day and accidentally killed a guy. I saw what happened and it totally wasn’t his fault. But he ran away, ranting about how his entire life was a lie or something. Turns out, he was adopted and our parents never told us. I didn’t hear from him for a few years after that. Then he just shows up at this party I’m having. He’s totally grown out his beard like some kind of mountain man. But whatever, my brother is back! So I welcome him home and he pulls this snake out of nowhere. Like, an actual snake. So I try to play it cool. Knowing my brother, this has got to be some kind of practical joke. But my buddies flip out and next thing I know, they pull out some snakes too. I’m thinking, I have to get this under control before this turns into a goddamn reptile show. But before I can say anything, my brother’s snake eats their snakes, which, okay, I guess that improves the situation? So I take my brother aside and ask him what prank he’s trying to pull. That’s when he gets all serious. He reminds me that our dad did some pretty shady stuff, which wasn’t really that big of a deal to me but I guess it was to him. He tells me to check my privilege or some shit and that I should let his people go and anyway that’s how I lost my brother to social justice.

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this is too real. thanks i hate it

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page