faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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[Blood, Maybe Scopophobia and/or Saturation?]
Once again this was supposed to just be a 5 minute warmup sketch
+ the sketch cause funny lmao
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One of the few good things of reddit that is criminally underappreciated is Wandering Stoner Posts. Written by someone who has never been to this community before, doesn't quite grasp what exactly is going on around here, and felt compelled to make a post to inform everyone about it. They do this because they are also really, really high.
I honestly judge the community of every subreddit by how they respond to these posts. The truly friendly communities will be friendly, and the ones responding with hostility are hostile as a whole. The quality of your character is reflected in the way you respond to the confused weed pilgrim.
Reading those posts going "hey I just found this sub and I'm sorry but I'm super high, I don't get what you're doing but you guys seem cool" feels like having a bumblebee fly up to you, and inspect you for a minute to make sure that you are not a flower. It's ok, you god's gentle little creature, I understand that you mean well and that your brain is not very fast.
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Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
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(Consternation Hank to Doc)
When you revive me make sure my waist is still slutty can't have the agency think I'm slackin
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i was looking through my screenshots and forgot i had a hireling named larry where i just dressed him up to look exactly like hank and the whole point was for people to be like oh fuck is that hank? no thats just larry
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Yall think tricky would like weird al yankovic
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Auditor but i hardly know her!!!!
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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce
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I am determined to reintroduce yall to the madness versions of my ocs that aren't just Eb. So, look who's showing their faces for the first time in forever, it's madness Raina and Allison!! Being as uncooperative as ever lol
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