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"We cannot be together. I am the Crown Prince of this nation and you are my subject."

"I will endure it. Whatever people say... No. Whatever you say, I will... endure it all."

Me:

YALL IF THIS WAS GAY, GAY??!!! THAT LINE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

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It may be April fools day; but these anime actually exist

Nicnac is going to be talking about anime that are unusual. If you think we missed something, feel free to let us know!

1- Saint Young Men: An anime about Jesus and Buddha. The two of them are roommates!

2- Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: Afro dude who uses his nose hairs to save the day. I hope I spelled the title of it right😅

3- Backstreet Girls: Yakuza men get a sex change and become an idol group.

4- Aikan: Soda cans transform into magical girls?

5- Sekko boys: Roman heads are carted around and they sing?

6-Sarazanmai: what did I just watch?

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wires crossed in summoning

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I like how sasuke’s style is influenced by a lot of traditional pieces

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still so obsessed with naruto thinking its a normal or satisfactory explanation when hes like screaming and crying and throwing up and being like hey guys no guys you dont get it sasukes a good guy hes a super nice guy hes my friend i trust him no he matters to me guys i know he just threatened to like kill all the kages and just killed a bunch of people but like no hes sasuke u know sasuke my friend sasuke i can fix him and even sasukes like dude whats going on and is like no no i can fix this and sasukes literally trying to break his bonds or something but this bond is some kind of gorilla glue super adhesive unbreakable bond and sasukes like go away and narutos like lets die together romeo and juliet we are no longer uchiha and jinchuriki no longer marked with the fate we carry in life with the powers we are given and the roles we must play and like after all that sasukes like hey what the fuck why are you doing this and narutos just like because youre my friend :) like i dont even think like some people if naruto was just like oh im in love with your or something that would be satisfactory cuz this is qualifiably insane behavior i think if freud got a load of naruto he would invent a new complex

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concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons

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Things that Keep Me Up At Night About SasuNaru

Naruto and Sasuke KISSED in their first chapter together.

We see Sasuke’s Sharingan for the first time when he reawakened it because he thought Naruto was going to die.

Sasuke’s body ���moves on it’s own” to save Naruto.

Naruto entered Tailed Beast Mode for the first time because he thought Sasuke DIED.

Sasuke’s final thoughts before he “died” were all centered around Naruto which even included their first kiss.

Hurting Sasuke or HECK EVEN MENTIONING Sasuke in a bad light is a surefire way to trigger Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke were all BLUSHY AND AVOIDING each other’s glances after wave country.

Sasuke’s first thought upon learning that Itachi is back in Konoha is to SAVE NARUTO.

Sasuke just CANNOT KILL NARUTO and it’s not because he can’t based on his skills or on a “whim” as he puts it.

Naruto WOULD RATHER BE AN IDIOT AND A GENIN ALL HIS LIFE if it meant saving Sasuke.

Naruto would REFUSED TO BECOME HOKAGE unless he saved Sasuke.

Naruto never needed anyone to tell him that he should go after Sasuke because NARUTO GOES AFTER SASUKE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO.

Naruto wished for Sasuke on a shooting star.

Naruto literally had a panic attack at the thought of Sasuke dying.

Sasuke called Naruto his “one and only”.

Sasuke could have died at the last battle between Naruto and him but HE LIVED FOR NARUTO.

Naruto is the hopeful heart that connects Sasuke to Konoha. (i.e. the only reason why Sasuke even gives Konoha the time of day)

Every member of the Otsutsuki clan who has seen Naruto and Sasuke together have acknowledged their bond or have worked towards getting Naruto and Sasuke together.

Naruto left Konoha and Ichiraku Ramen to train for three years with Jiraiya to save Sasuke. NARUTO LEFT RAMEN FOR SASUKE.

Naruto and Sasuke are literal soulmates.

UPDATE [June 25, 2020]

Naruto and Sasuke have canonically watched each other since they were children and have felt a kinship with one another long before they became teammates.

SASUKE FED NARUTO EVEN THOUGH THE CONSEQUENCE WAS BEING SENT BACK TO THE ACADEMY which can ultimately set him back on his goal of killing Itachi.

Naruto and Sasuke know each others hearts like no one else in the entire series.

Naruto DOES NOT NEED A GENJUTSU to know that Sasuke is someone who he treasures. HECK! NARUTO EVEN BROADCASTED HIS ENTIRE INNER THOUGHTS ON SASUKE TO ALL THE NINJAS IN THE 4TH SHINOBI WAR VIA INO.

Sasuke only thought of going back to Konoha during his redemption journey because he read a letter from NARUTO and ALL OF NARUTO’S MESSY HANDWRITTING. I’m sobbing!!!

The only time we see Sasuke cry and laugh in happiness as well as feel content was when he was literally BLEEDING OUT TO DEATH besides NARUTO.

NARUTO when faced with the choice of either letting Sasuke kill everyone in Konoha or killing Sasuke CHOSE TO DIE WITH SASUKE. THIS BOY WOULD DIE FOR SASUKE BECAUSE WHO THE HECK CARES ABOUT RETURNING TO KONOHA AND BEING HOKAGE IF HE LOSES SASUKE?!

Naruto is WILLING TO BE BEATEN UP, CRY, AND GROVEL just to save Sasuke’s life. HE IS WILLING TO LOOK WEAK AND PATHETIC IN FRONT OF THE FREAKING RAIKAGE FOR SASUKE.

Itachi himself entrusted Sasuke to Naruto. NARUTO HAS ITACHI’S BLESSING TO BE THE ONE FOR SASUKE.

Sasuke is the only “friend” of Naruto who has ever met Naruto’s mother. SASUKE HAS KUSHINA’S BLESSING TO BE WITH NARUTO.

And that’s just a few that I could think about right now.  But don’t worry I’ll update this list every now and then.

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"you knew my brother?" Sasuke asked Naruto when they were entangled with each other on a cool rainy afternoon. Naruto a bit taken aback by the question, told Sasuke about his meetings and interactions with Itachi. By the end of it, his lover grew silent.

Naruto, worried, held Sasuke's face between his hands and tried to look for something- anything - in his eyes. tears fell onto the blonde's hands as the worry turned into panic. Kissing his lover's eyes, cheeks and forehead, he realised Sasuke was laughing. perplexed to the context he asks his lover if he had anything wrong.

Sasuke looking at his naru's worried face, eyebrows stitches together, eyes searching for his own, lips pursed in a thin life - he almost kisses his lover for his worry.

"i am fine, i am fine. i'd tell you if i wasn't." he smiles are his naru, as he cups his face between his hands.

"you okay then?" he asks Sasuke, still worried about his love.

His lover smiles shortly and looks away in the far off distance, softly speaking, "my brother approved of you as my lover, even before i had the chance to tell him. my brother told you to stay by me". Tearing up again he falls into Naruto's arms, tears rolling down his cheeks. "he approved of you. he approve of us. Naru. Naru. oh my love, he-"

"i know Sas. I know. I am sorry for not telling you beforehand." Naru too, tearing up holds Sasuke. Both lovers in tears- sobbing and laughing at the same time.

"thank you being in my life"

"you know there is no other place i'd rather be, Sasuke".

#uzumaki naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto headcanons #sasuke #uchiha sasuke #uchiha itachi #naruto uzumaki #sns #narusasu #sasunaru #naruto x sasuke #anime #couple #soft #gay ship

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sukuna: i am done with your bullshit.

itadori: why dont you fucking leave then huh

sukuna: yeah you little fucking bitch. you wan-

megumi: hi yuuji is everything okay?

sukuna: everything is wonderful, how are you doing my love?

itadori: this motherfuc-

nobara witnessing all this: save me

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #sukuna #fushiguro fanart #kugisaki nobara #gojou satoru #anime #incorrect anime quotes #megumi x sukuna #megumi x yuji #fushiguro headcanons #jjk headcanons #incorrect jjk quotes

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Do you want a hilarious anime

That is beautiful

With a fantastic and memorable cast

Has fantastic action moments

And REFUSES to use fanservice for cheap views or laughs?

Watch Nichijou. Now.

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Anime recs!!

I started watching anime last month and it’s all been downhill from there join me on my path of self-destruction let’s go

Assassination Classroom - fantasy where kids try to kill their mutant teacher, great characters and art highly recommend

Black Butler - fantasy where a boy earl hires a demon butler. we pretend season 2 does not exist

Bungou Stray Dogs - seinen fantasy detectives with superpowers

Devilman Crybaby - fantasy about a dude who gets possessed by a demon. hardcore.

Free! - sports GAY SWIMMING

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - fantasy about an alchemist and his brother they try to resurrect their mom and shit happens also conspiracies w the military and cool battle stuff it’s lit

Haikyuu! - sports VOLLEYBALL

Kakegurui - sports? gambling school

Kuroko no Basuke - sports BASKETBALL unrealistic but still super cool also lotsa gay ships

Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei - scifi but too much fuckin fanservice also there’s brocon but cool science tho

My Hero Academia - shonen fantasy super cool superhero school w great world building and characters

Ouran High School Host Club - shojo romance parody of every single trope ever

The Ancient Magus’ Bride - fantasy where a girl becomes a mage’s apprentice but also his bride it’s so cool

Tokyo Ghoul - fantasy where a college dude becomes a half-ghoul 

Welcome to the Ballroom - sports BALLROOM DANCING super nice art and cute characters, plot is also well paced

Yuri!!! on Ice - sports GAY ICE SKATING

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The Science Behind the Sibyl System WARNING: Slight science and geekness ahead

How does Sibyl work? How could such a mechanism work in real life? 

“Hey Frank, isn’t this just a pointless thing to think about? After all, isn’t it all just a setup for the story, and aren’t the brains in the jars are just a reference to Gulliver Travels?(In case you didn’t know) Is there any value in this question?” 

You may ask.

Well, you’ve got a point. But after some research I came to the conlusion that as unthinkable an idea as it may sound today, In a 100 years worth of Biometric science advances, the technology of Sibyl is easily a real possibility (!!!)

Before you stop reading and start thinking the PP fandom has waaaaay to many weirdos (ha!) let me dive a little deeper.

First off, we have to understand the difference between A hue check and a psycho pass check.

A Hue check is a measure of your real time stress by a cinematic scan. It’s been said that it doesn’t aim your spine to measure it (whatever it might be), but sybil can take measurements of your cinematic scans and come up with your psycho pass number but not in real time since it’s too much to process at the time. (this can only happen with a dominator.)

it’s been said that the reason Senguji didn’t get a high PP with street scans but got blown up by Kogami’s dominator is that the dominator points directly at the brain and spine, so we know the cinematic scans do two things

1) Mesure your stress and mental stability.

2) Do not aim at your spine.(it aims at your body through your clothes…)

So, is there a technology in real life that might be able to do a similar thing? Well kinda…

Enter spectophotometry….

Basically, it measures the concentration of particles in fluids, by calculating the absorption  rate of said particle to a certain wavelenght of light.

Why would we want to measure the concentration of particles in fluids? Stress is caused by a biological response to danger, and provokes a fight or flight response. Biochemically the body segregates the hormones adrenaline and cortisol to the bloodstream to help us deal with the stress signal…

Blood is a fluid, Cortisol and adrenalin are particles. If the cinematic scan was simply a DAD Spectrophotometer (it means it can measure concentration in a full wavelength spectrum of light and tell particles apart)  then we could know the concentration of Cortisol and adrenaline. If we know the blood stream concentration of those hormones then we could get a hue/stress check.

Couple of cons;  Spectophotometry needs a receptor of the light which we don’t see in the anime (might be another scanner who has a double function as a receptor.) and spectophotometry can’t go through clothes or even go through the body to go to the receptor of light that will give the measurment.

But maybe it just measures the blood at a capillary level and it has ways to compesate from the clothes and light rebound. (plausible in 100 years from now)

And a pro side of Spectophotometry… you don’t bombard people with cancer producting radiation, like I suspect the dominator does. (more on this later.)

But let’s be clear on something. Blood concentration levels of Adrenaline or cortisol don’t prove anything by themselves. There are other factors that also matter when measuring how stress affects a human. For example, cell receptor sensitivity to stress hormones, genetic predesposition to stress and genetic stress managment predesposition. All of this can’t just be measured by a cinematic scan… (also free will and values, but sibyl does not give a damn about those.)

But fear not… I have a theory for that. Remember Shougo’s plan?

Destroying food crops so that immigrants came to Japan and rendered Sibyl useless. Basically bringing immigrants ‘cause Sibyl can’t measure immigrants’ hue…

Why would that be? And also remember how Kagari was determined as a latent criminal at age 5? Sibyl does scans and checks to its population.

So that’s how it works. I imagine that every legal citizen of Japan is required to do an extensive biometric data analisis check when they are young to measure all the things I talked about (genetic predesposition measurments can be measured nowadays, and I don’t think we are that far from cell receptor measurments, maybe 15 years from now.) So that when a cinematic scans hits, it will always have comparative data to get its hue scan results right.

Now that we cleared that out, let’s talk about the dumbest weapon ever invented, the dominator. Not dumb only because it’s not %100 percent efficient, doesn’t care about the user’s will, or because it takes a a long ass time to make it’s mind. It’s really really really dumb because of the ridiculous biohazard the lethal eliminator represents.

Doctors have been known to get AIDS and hepatitis from the blood splatter on eyes, or other mucous membranes during surgeries. So imagine shooting that thing while the target is in a crowd. Not only will it raise their stress levels, but if the target had an infectious disease, you’ll be like “Hey,  guys don’t worry I killed the bad guy, sorry about getting you all infected with ebola though.”

Anyways, how the eff the dominator works? I think it’s a more direct method than photometry, but I’m pretty sure pointing that gun at someone is pretty unsafe. The working mechanisms I can imagine is comparative analisis of neurotransmitter electrical activity (the most important activity of the spine) by bombarding someone with ionizing radiation or magnetic radiation. Radiation (I don’t know exactly what) will make structures resonate in a way that can be measured and the brains of sybil will make a comparative analysis of the phsychology and decision of killing or not. (Also more brains would means a more clear comparative analysis. More on this later.) 

Also consider this, the radiation used in the analysis could be used in a more concentrated way to knock the spinal activity momentarily (non-lethal paralizer) or even more to make every water molecule on the body go nuts and make somone explode, just like a microwave does with water. (biohazardous lethal eliminator.) Also Sibyl might be able to measure the activity of electriclal circuits to determine a threat in a robot and activate the Destroyer decomposer. It really doesn’t seem that far fetched. 

But every kind of radiation might be damaging to cells, especially neurons. So perhaps it’s only reserved to dominators which won’t be pointed at someone for more than a few seconds so most scans are spectophotometric.

Anyways… fear for your grandchildren, the “future” might be a dystopia after all.

As parting words, let’s talk about Shougo and Rikako.

If my theory is correct, then it would mean that Makashima would have a complete stress and neural control of himself and also has a very profound rationalizing nature that would help him keep it that way. If you look at wim hof, you’ll see that is not complety impossible for a human to do so. It would also mean why he would be such a good candidate to be in Sibyl, since he can really give meaning to measurements.

Rikako on the other hand, while she doesn’t seem to stress a lot, she isn’t as delusional and detached as Shougo to completely master her body’s response. She knows to a more or less degree that she’s evil and she even showed fear before getting killed. Something Shougo did not. Think about why that matters ;)

Anyways that’s my theory. In case you are curious, I’m a chem tech for all it’s worth.. but whatever, this is just pure speculation.

Don’t forget to hate on immigrants. They render Sibyl useless. Just kidding :)

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watching jojos was a spiritual experience.

the opening for season 2????? would kill somene to see it again without any prior memory.

#jojo's bizzare adventure kin #jojo's anime #jojo's bizzare adventure battle tendency #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli #the pillermen #anime #meme #incorrect jojo quotes

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hinata: OIKAWA SAN!

oikawa: SHOUYO!!!

the entire hinata harem: 👁️👄👁️

#hinata shouyou #hinata #oikawa headcanons #hq oikawa #oikawa tooru #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #kageyama #kenma #hq atsumu #miya atsumu #anime #weeb #meme

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koichi: y'know, you are jotaro's great great uncle and my friend is his uncle meaning-

giorno: i am what and your friend is who

jotaro *in the corner*: yaare yaare daze

#koichiro hirao #jotato kujo #kujo jotaro #josuke higashikata #jojo giorno #giorno giovanna #jojo golden wind #jojo meme #jojo's bizzare adventure #golden wind #diamond is unbreakable #meme #spoilers #anime #weeb #weebshit #star platinum

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mika: i love you

yu: i love you too

everyone: wow wholesome brothers

them: N O

#mikaela hyakuya #mika #yuuichirou hyakuya #yu #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #mikayuu