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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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Anakin in a nutshell

#star wars

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the dev patel girlies have KNOWN how hot he is for years and years but the little giggle I heard from a grown man seated next to me when he took his shirt off in monkey man tells me it's truly over for everyone else. god bless

#proud dev patel girlie and yes we have know this

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American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.

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#may I recommend the porter square commuter rail station at about 9pm when no one is there? #ideal screaming situation as it possibly sounds like the distant wailing of a banshee if you’re waiting for a red line train nearby

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I bought a book with extremely modern and relatable translations of Sanskrit poetry from 2,000 years ago

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this is sending me

#in any contest between tswift and my best girl peppa I know whose army I will stand with

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Let’s go on an adventure.

#loz #I love these comics!!!!

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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“At [Hitachi] Seaside Park. There were lots of people taking wedding photos, and the Hero Party was there too”

“that’s us lmao”

Cosplayer in the reply is @Jim_Sumire! they show how the Eisen was done too. incredible.

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This machine kills AI

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😳

#sheer poetry friend

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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest