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amanda, who is not alive, yet just as full of love as anyone living, shares a near familial bond with jyushi, while ramuda at the time, a living human being was questioning why he couldn't have any of that, OW (TAKES DAMAGE) (TAKES DAMAGE) (TAKES DAMAGE) (TAKES DAMAGE—

GOD like a top tier piece of bat trivia is still kuukou taking a moment to pet amanda’s head before bat headed out after their wave radio session AMANDA FROM CONCEPTION TO CREATION TO GIFTING WAS ONLY GIVEN LOVE

RAMUDA FROM CONCEPTION TO CREATION TO HAND OFF WAS ONLY MEANT TO BE USED THEYRE THE SAME BUT TREATED SO DIFFERENTLY IT HAD TO HURT

#vee got an ask #RAMUDA LOOKING AT BAT AND EVEN DH IIRC #AND SEEING THEIR QUICK TO FORM BUT TRUER BONDS THAN HIS OWN WITH POSSE AT THE TIME #EVEN THO BAT AND DH WERE ALSO GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED TEAMS #AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF THERES A DOLL WHO DOESNT EMOTE DOESNT MOVE DOESNT WALK ON HER OWN #AND IS TREASURED SO THOROUGHLY AND NEEDED RAMUDA RIGHTFULLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN SHAMBLES LMAO

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WAIT YHERES A CARD OF YNUSHI GOLDIING A BMUNNY?

I NEED TO ACTUALLY PLAY TO TRY AND GET IT MYSELF BUT IN HIS FULL CARD IT LOOKS LIKE HES COWERING FROM A BUNNY

#vee got an ask #the arb chronicles #I DONT WANT TO PLAY BUT I MUST FOR THE EVOLVED VERSION #like what’s the lore lmao………… why is he so startled by the bnnuy lol????? #a lot of fan art i see has jyushi holding the bunny too so that’s why i’m hopeful he’s holding it in the evolved card lol

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I WANT TO KNOCK THE RIO JYUSHI DOPPO ANIKAL CHIBIS OVER LIKE BOWLING PINS THEY ARE SO CUTE. PUNTING THEM LIKE FOOTBALLS

the onesie babies ranked in order by puntability:

🌙: it’s definitely the fear in his eyes and the crying you can practically hear that makes him prime punting material but pls reconsider he’s the most baby he has a bnnuy in his actual card why would you want to punt him

👔: a hungy little guy waddling up to you wanting some nommies is a very strong trigger for cuteness aggression but he’s still a very tired tiny 29 year old man who already faces harassment daily pls let him rest why would you want to punt him

🐦: look at that rizz he’s brought you a fish, smile so soft and cute that onesie’s got nothing on the guy actually wearing it but pls don’t be fooled he’s a trained soldier no matter how chibi he is he’ll kill you why would you want to punt him

#vee got an ask #DONT PUNT THE BABIES LMAO #now if you wanted to eat them— #i want the chibis but i don’t want to log into arb i really have fallen off arb lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #but baby jyushi……… a baby…………… #my feed has been full of the babiest of jyushis in this onesie it’s been a blast lmao

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saw yr post abt the new encounter stageplay and wanted to ask what did u specifically refer to by “ramudas development thru bat?” it’s been a while since i read the manga and forgot…….

ramuda made a guest appearance in bat’s get together story as passerby strangely annoyed by jyushi’s presence lol. he’s the reason amanda goes missing in that track, but we find out in the fpmtr➕ manga, instead of acting on the thought to throw amanda away, he returns her bc he can’t stand the thought of discarding a doll that is loved, unlike himself. it’s what finally gets him to admit to himself he isn’t happy with his life

i posted that panel a whiiiiile back here lol so you can see it for yourself!!!

#vee got an ask #bat: if you’re dissatisfied with your life then start putting in the work to change it!!!! #ramuda after bringing bat together: *slowly realises he wants change* #it’s a shame we don’t get more of ramuda and jyushi lol #the story’s moved on way past this point and ramuda has his posse to make him feel that love amanda does #but i think it’d be very cute if ramuda occasionally and randomly showed weird favouritism towards jyushi lmao #like ramuda would get along very well with bat i think but it’d be very funny if he’s just hanging out with them #and in semi regular intervals would start offering candy to jyushi and only jyushi LOL #jyushi goes home and as he takes off his coat even more candy falls out his pockets that ramuda snuck in lol

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i made an easy access page for the curry translations!! that way you won't have to try to navigate my blog lmao

#this is vee speaking #my blog's had a concerning amount of traffic lately so i assume someone big in the fandom on twitter found them or sumn lol #which is good tbh twitter is technically the intended audience since that's where the majority of the fandom is but twitter gives me hives #so i never intend to post there lmao #but here's this for any future perusal 😌

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and now that i’ve had them all, here’s which ones i thought were the best lol

❤️❤️❤️: if anything, it makes me happy that the bb have quality food in their house lol IT WAS SO GOOD

💜💜💜: there was some bold ass flavour in this curry that i kept wanting to chase but couldn’t bc of how spicy it was lol. but that hint of flavour was so good oh my gosh

🧡🧡🧡/🩶🩶🩶: I CANT DECIDE LMAO like dh’s has flavours i’m most familiar with and i can see myself going out of my way to remake it bc i know how to but i’m not sure if it’s fair to rank it high since it’s basically a rice and chicken casserole with a side of curry spice lol

mtr’s was the one that made first me taste something original and it stood out to me!!!! there was a weird fruity almost medicinal aftertaste to it (i think it was celery juice as listed in the ingredients) that i know for a fact would be off putting for like a good chunk of people tho lol

💛💛💛: it was good don’t get me wrong but it was butter chicken curry without some of the tanginess that i expect from butter chicken curry and it made me a bit sad lol. a very japanese take on butter chicken curry tho!!! and uhhhhh i think the four pieces of chicken that was in my packet soaked up the honey flavouring supposedly in it bc the chicken itself was oddly sweet lmao

💙💙💙: IT WAS GOOD DONT GET ME WRONG LOL but i think it has the unfortunate effect of being top batter and compared to everyone else’s unique curry, it came off as just curry, y’know??? it’s one i wouldn’t hesitate buying again bc i want to see if maybe i hadn’t yet adjusted to jp curry yet and just missed out on its flavour profile bc i tried it first. i remember it being deeper ig in flavour than say, bb’s curry which might have also been the intent

Will you tell us once you've eaten the last one, which curry you enjoyed the most? I think dotsuhon's looks best but obviously I can't tell 🤣

gladly lol!!! to tide you over until i finish them all lol here’s a ranking of which curries i was excited to try after listening to their tracks

💛💛💛: it sounded like sweet buttery goodness from the track lol

❤️❤️❤️: i haven’t received my bb curry yet actually lol but i am dying to try bb’s curry lol

🧡🧡🧡: the title alone making a pun out of the white colour to the curry kinda had me sold ngl lmao

💙💙💙: rio using apples sounded strange but kinda neat!!!!

🩶🩶🩶: sensei nerfed the original curry that sounded to die for lol but i am curious about how a healthy curry tastes lol

💜💜💜: blease kuukou,,,,,,,,m,,,,, my stomach is weak,,,,, pwease go easy on me i’m just hewe fow a good time not to pewish kuukou bwease

#this is vee speaking #i’m crying looking at this it’s in reverse order from which i ate it i definitely needed to acclimate to jp curry 😭😭😭 #i’m sorry posse and mtc mtr’s was a shock and a half to eat and that’s exactly how it happened 😭😭😭 #it was a btch to ship to myself but i would love to have another go at them actually 😭😭😭 #i actually flip flopped ranking bat dh and mtr’s lol like i largely enjoyed them equally and had small nitpicks for all three #maybe technically mtr should be 2nd place since the fruity medicinal taste was not off putting to me personally #but i also think i have issues bc i didn’t find it weird so lmao

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Intensely Spicy Curry Training: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Kuukou: Y’all sure took your sweet time getting here! I’ve already got everything prepared!

Jyushi: But didn’t you tell us to meet you at the temple?

Hitoya: If we’re making curry, why the hell are we way out in the mountains to do it?

Kuukou: Because I just had a great idea. Check this out!

Jyushi: Ooooh, look at all this meat! So, we’re going to be using all of this in our curry?

Hitoya: Beef and chicken, huh? I guess it would make sense not cook these while inside your temple.

Kuukou: You’re half right, and half wrong.

Jyushi: What do you mean?

Kuukou: I don’t plan to make just any ol’ curry. Now it’s time for the both of y’all to mince the hell out of this meat!!

Hitoya: I didn’t know whether to expect if a corrupt little monk such as yourself knew how to cook, but I’m surprised. Instead of using something pre-made, if we pound and mince the meat ourselves, we’d get a far more superior product. Is that what you were thinking?

Jyushi: Oh, I see! That’s amazing, Kuukou-san!

Hitoya: So, where’d you put the food processor?

Kuukou: Ah?? The hell are you on? You’re grinding this meat with your bare hands.

Jyushi: …Eh?

Kuukou: Jyushi, you’re on beef! Hitoya, you’re taking the chicken! Punch it with everything you’ve got and make minced meat out of it!! This is a new training session I thought up!

Hitoya: What the hell is this fool saying??

Jyushi: B-But there’s so much meat!! Grinding it by hand is impossible!!

Kuukou: I don’t want to hear any complaints!! You don’t know that unless you try!

Jyushi & Hitoya: *reluctantly pounds the meat by hand*

Jyushi: *tearfully* …My body’s going to become minced meat before the actual beef!

Hitoya: Damn it, I can’t believe I let my guard down like this…! I shouldn’t have expected we’d simply make curry…!

Kuukou: You can’t expect to get anywhere with a weak spirit behind weak fists like that!! Lemme show you how it’s done!

Kuukou: *starts punching*

Hitoya: You bastard, those are vegetables!!

Jyushi: E-Even I could mince a tomato by hand!

Kuukou: It doesn’t matter either way!! Whether it’s vegetables or meat, all that matters is the heart you’re putting behind it!!

Jyushi: T-That doesn’t make any sense…!!

Kuukou: “Enlightenment can be attained through one thousand fists!” Don’t just keep yapping and put some energy into your hips and legs too!

Hitoya: Tch, I don’t see any way out of this… Then, I might as well get it over with…!! UWOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

Jyushi: H-Hitoya-san??

Kuukou: Hyahaha! There’s the effort I wanna see!

Jyushi: Guh… Because My God has unshackled the chains binding his true power, I, too, must unlock mine to continue alongside him…! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

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Jyushi: I-I can’t move another inch…

Hitoya: Ugh… I can’t even take the cap off my water bottle…

Kuukou: *sighs* It’s pretty pathetic to be that exhausted just from cooking.

Hitoya: You…!!!

Jyushi: But, I think it would be really nice if our training efforts could be felt by those eating our curry…!

Hitoya: …Well, I don’t think I’d say it like that, but I agree with the sentiment.

*the trees rustle and the birds chirp and there is peace*

Kuukou: The fuck are y’all talking about? There’s no point to this if the people who eating aren’t going through training too.

Jyushi: Eh?

Kuukou: Training can only be felt when you grow from the trials you’ve experienced yourself. Hopping off from other people’s efforts won’t mean shit.

Jyushi: B-but I mean, we’ll still be serving the curry to others once it’s finished cooking, right?

Kuukou: Yup. Which is why I’ve got…!

Hitoya: UWAH!! MY EYES!! IT’S IN MY EYES!!

Jyushi: That powder…!!

Hitoya: It’s red chili pepper!! Jyushi, run!! Move upwind so it doesn’t blow and stick to your mucous membrane!!

Jyushi: Eeek!!! *runs away sobbing*

Kuukou: HYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hitoya: Kuukou, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you trying to ruin everything we worked on??

Kuukou: I’m not ruining a damn thing! This curry will be spicy so I can provide a remote kind of training!

Hitoya: Stop fucking around!! There’s gotta be a limit!!

Jyushi: *runs back over* I think there’s more chili pepper powder than ingredients now…!!

Kuukou: Then it’s just right! Now try it.

Jyushi: NO!! I will not be eating!! I absolutely refuse!! Don’t even try me!!

Kuukou: Hey stupid, watch it, that’s dangerous!! Stop fighting me and just—Ahh??

Jyushi: T-The inside of the pot is pitch black……!!

Hitoya: Obviously. Chili peppers burn easily. Haah… Let’s just remake the curry.

Jyushi: But doesn’t that mean we’ll have to mince more meat??

Kuukou: Whatever, I was thinking our “Intensely Spicy Curry Training” was made too halfheartedly anyway!! Time to give it all I got and win this championship!!

#kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #bad ass temple #hypmic #hypnosis mic #til that you can make a meat paste at the very least by using a mortar and pestle LOL #the curry pissed me tf off lmao it was so spicy but underneath all that spice was a ridiculously flavourful curry #it's spicy enough that i can tell it's comfortably spicy for people used to eating spice tho!! #habenero is the worst experience with spice i ever had and it wasn't that bad lol but i got the sense it could have been #so i assume jyushi and hitoya talked kuukou down lmao or we didn't want a repeat burnt product lol #i decided to tone down how i usually write bat to try and not show my very obvious bias lol hopefully it worked #i remember slug mentioning sometimes a tl will come off vague in order to not get in the way of future developments #and i actually felt that tling this lmao like when hitoya was telling kuukou there's a limit for everything #i had to choose whether to make this about kuukou and training or kuukou and the chili peppers #the statement itself was a vague warning so my own interpretations of bat were getting in the way probably lol #statements without a clear subject usually default to the person speaking so kuukou saying give it everything and win the championship #is me assuming he's talking about himself and again i'm a little worried my own interpretations of bat are getting in the way #since kuukou's self reliance is blatant but also not if you're casually looking at bat SO IDK LOL I THINK TLING IS HARD #curry tl

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The Yamada Family's Special Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Jiro: A curry battle huh…? They sure came up with a weird idea this time around…

Ichiro: I also think it’s a strange concept, but I still want to prove we’re the best. Will you two help me out?

Jiro & Saburo: Of course!!

Ichiro: Glad to hear it!

Saburo: We’re used to making curry so I think we should get started immediately!

Ichiro: Ah, about that… *places down a plate* I actually went ahead and made a prototype curry!

Saburo: As expected, Ichi-nii, you prepared something beforehand!

Ichiro: If we’re going to win over everyone, we can’t just use our usual curry. I was hoping you guys could help me perfect the ultimate curry!

Saburo: Then we’ll try the prototype so we can start ameliorating any flaws it may have!!

Jiro: A-Ameli…?? I don’t get what he just said but you can leave its flavour to me!!

Ichiro: Thanks, you two! Then, why don’t you go ahead and give it a taste?

Jiro & Saburo: Absolutely! *eats*

Jiro & Saburo: Mmm??

Jiro: This isn’t the flavour of our usual curry…! Did he really forget the most important part…??

Saburo: It’s greasy and tastes terrible…! I don’t want to say something Ichi-nii made is unpleasant but…!!

Ichiro: So how is it??

Jiro: I-I’ve never had anything like it before…

Saburo: W-what did you put in it?

Ichiro: *starts bringing out ingredients* So for the roux, I decided not to use anything you can buy from the store and made a completely original spice blend! I also used domestic A5 graded black beef and fatty mackerel!

Jiro: Yeah…?

Saburo: I see…

*phone rings*

Ichiro: Sorry, I gotta take this, it’s a work call. …Hello, how may I help you?

Jiro: *downs a glass of water* Hey Saburo, what did Nii-chan do to this curry??

Saburo: How am I supposed to know?? I can only assume he was so focused on beating the competition, failed to give it any rational thought.

Jiro: Damn it…! Even though Nii-chan’s usual curry is already the most delicious…!

Saburo: My thoughts exactly! He didn’t need to use these fancy ingredients, Ichi-nii’s curry is already exquisite…!

Jiro: We gotta bring Nii-chan back to his senses!

Saburo: As loathe as I am to work hand in hand with incompetence, there’s no other way…!

Ichiro: Sorry, guys, I’m back! So, what should I add to improve the curry?

Jiro & Saburo: *nods at each other*

Jiro: Aniki, I’ll give it to you straight. No matter what you add, this ain’t gonna be our curry!

Ichiro: What??

Jiro: I get where you’re coming from, but you shouldered this by yourself without even talking to us… Isn’t that messed up?

Saburo: I feel similarly to Jiro. If we’re going up against the other divisions, shouldn’t our bonds as brothers shine through?

Ichiro: Our bonds as brothers…?

Jiro & Saburo: And so, we should use our usual curry!

Ichiro: But, if we use our usual curry, wouldn’t you be able to tell the roux uses store bought curry and ingredients that were on sale? If we want to beat the others, then—

Jiro: But that’s what makes it our curry!

Saburo: Just like with our rap as the Buster Bros!!!, there wouldn’t be any point to winning if it’s not who we are!

Ichiro: You guys… *eats the curry* …Yeah, you’re right, this isn’t our curry. I understand what you mean!

Jiro & Saburo: …!!

Ichiro: Okay, let’s head out to the store to buy the stuff we usually use in our curry!

Jiro: Yeah! Once we hit up the shopping district, I’ll find the best bargain after a few rounds around the shops!

Saburo: According to my research, the type of roux that’s favoured across multiple age generations would be one that’s a bit sweet and hits the medium range in spiciness!

Ichiro: Thanks! I’m counting on you guys!

Saburo: Oh, there’s one more thing…

Jiro: What? We’re about to head out.

Saburo: No, it’s just, since we’re going to have to sell it, doesn’t that mean we need to come up with a name for our curry? I think the usual naming conventions revolve around the main ingredients used in the product.

Jiro: We got vegetables, fish, meat… If we go off of that, we’ve just got a variety curry.

Ichiro: We don’t even have to worry about that! No matter the ingredients, this is the “Yamada Family’s Special Curry”! And with it, the three of us will beat all the rest!!

#ichiro yamada #jiro yamada #saburo yamada #buster bros #hypmic #hypnosis mic #my batch got very little meat veggies etc but ngl #them bros be eating gooooooood bro it was so good 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #saburo said the most palatable curry roux was kinda sweet kinda spicy and my basic ass agrees LOL #this track made me cry lmao coming from mtr's track where they flouted their wealth to bb's #where ichiro wanted to use wealth as a wow factor since they really don't have luxury #and using that hardship as part of their package all i want is for the buster bros to be happy goddamn 😭❤😭❤😭❤ #i'm uhhhh starting to be a little concerned that all of these tracks snuck in a hint or two of possible points of character focus lol #getting ichiro to include his bros in his plans posse projecting issues on their curry kuukou and excess/by himself #so the other three then......... hm.......... #curry tl

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rhyme anima ichikuu are an ‘excuse me he said no pickles’ couple, except instead of being shy, ichiro silently stands behind kuukou bc he thinks he’s too cool and edgy lmao

#this is vee speaking #i’m pretty sure no matter the verse kuukou would tell ichiro to get his own pickleless sandwich LOL #i just lol it’s so cute ichiro was all smiles once kuukou started talking to him but the moment someone else intruded on their moment #he coolly turned his back on them lmao #ichiro did the same with samatoki when he and kuukou joined mcd #and even after tdd formed now that im thinking about it #i was just kinda surprised they brought that aspect of 17 yr old ichiro in ra➕ lol

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CAN U POST THE WHOLE ANIMAL CHIBIS I CANT FIND MORE

it’s only for these three if you were expecting more!!!!

#vee got an ask #and who knows if we’ll get more lol #tho probably not i think this is arbs next the chibis in alts lol #and in different alts like we previously got that set with cop sasara lol

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sorry to be talking abt jakueais hair but he is for sure sitting on it in the throne in the mtr winning track cover

i mean!!!! there looks to be like a pixel or two space between his butt and hair!!!! let’s give him the benefit of doubt lol!!!!!

#vee got an ask #i’m sure he has accidentally sat on his hair tho no doubt lmao #like there is just no way he hasn’t it’s incredible he manages to split it in the first place lol #which is a crazy instinct lol i’ve personally never had hair past my butt but i feel like the natural thing to do???? #is to pull it over a shoulder lol???? idk lol

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EXACTLY!!!!!! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #QUITE LITERALLY STARTED YELLING WHEN I SAW HIS OUTFIT #BC YEAH THAT SURE IS JYUSHI IN A ONESIE OF KUUKOUS SABRETOOTH TIGER #LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #PEAK CHIBI FROM A PEAK EVENT REMEMBER WHEN RIO KUUKOU AND JYUSHI GOT PROBED BY ALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS

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when i was packing up to leave japan, for some reason jiro refused to let go of jyushi and wow!!! a rare jiroshi W in this household lmao!!!!!

#vee queued to fill the void #for the jiroshi shooters out there lmao #for the kuukou curry pic i pulled kuukou out from my bag and he and ichiro were holding hands and i felt terrible splitting them up LOL #bless the magnetic mochis i love making my own crumbs LOL

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#vee queued to fill the void #i like the 3d models lol #i got a really good shot of hitoya like man what a handsome man 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #anyway them managing to show jyushi’s other eye was unnecessary but appreciated lol #like it’s practically clipped on a layer above his hair lmao but i see you jyushi lol!!!! #i can’t wait to be able to train up bat and create my own bat as champions scenario lmao (not confirmed gameplay mechanic LOL) #i should start thinking up a hypdream tag 🤔

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the tl reminded me pics like this exist and i miss the old nagosaka mangaka so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#vee queued to fill the void #idk what’s the plan for the next serialisation but i hope we can get extra art from them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #like there’s so much in just little doodle bro the hand stitches on ren’s uniform #ren’s homemade lunch and kuukou’s store bought one #(ren’s reliance on others and kuukou’s self dependence symbolised thru food bro like come on 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭) #the cheek patch on ren shows this is a scene after the bullying so kuukou and ren were chilling together before either ren or kuukou left #I JUST!!!!!!!! WANT MORE LOL!!!!!! THE SAME EFFORT AND THOUGHT THAT GOES INTO THE OG DIVISIONS MANGA #I WILL NOT BE GETTING OVER NAGOSAKAS TWO RUN PLUS MANGA WITH NO BONUS MATERIAL THIS SONG SUCKS

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The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

#sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado #dotsuitare hompo #hypmic #hypnosis mic #HOW DO DH TRANSLATORS DO IT I WAS MISERABLE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR STUPID PUNS WORK #a lot got lost in the sauce i'm sorry i'm not better at this lol 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #first and foremost is that the title in romaji reads 'omoshiroi karee' #and that the word for 'white' is 'shiroi' #'omoshiroi' and 'shiroi' you see the pun right lmao #i decided to tl it as cream of the crop bc cream is a shade of white and it has milk lol win win i think #this whole thing was made of little puns like that i'll type them out if you ask but i won't in the tags lol #also if you've had a rice and chicken casserole add some curry spice to it and that is exactly this curry LMAO #i understand why rosho was concerned lmao but it was incredibly tasty lol #a very familiar tasting curry bc it tasted like a casserole but idk i kinda wanna dock points off for it lol #we'll see how it falls in the end lol #curry tl

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how it feels preparing to eat the spicy bat curry when i have low heat tolerance lmao

#this is vee speaking #i’ll save the mini review for the tags in my tl post lol but i will say it’s smells the best lmao #like they all smelled good don’t get me wrong!!!!! bat’s just smelled extra delicious lol #🫡🫡🫡 it’s been nice knowing y’all lol /j