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you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

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Honestly, Jennifer's Body would have been 100% cooler if the blond girl just accepted her best friend as being a demon now and helped her kill boys get food and get away with it. I can't believe she turned against her best friend who she loved so much bc of high school boys.

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at this point i start thinking that maybe obsessive fatui cockblocker just doesnt want me to have any other husbands than him

me summoning albedo: come home, your highness ;)

childe: what an unfaithful ojou-chan you are *proceeds to call keqing*

me summoning diluc: i need you, my mysterious knight :'3

childe: as if, whore *bribes mona into coming instead*

#genshin impact #genshin childe #genshin mona #genshin keqing

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me@fatuiboy: you are my first five star, my main dps and the love of my life. you carried me through many battles and you're the first one to get all the goods. I don't wish for anything else as long as you're here with me.

also me: hides some primos and fates behind my back

#genshin impact #childe #genshin albedo #albedo #genshin childe

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Childe after being fooled: ahaha, what a shame, i was so eager to fight the eldest archon, ahah ;) well, see u later then, traveler, thx for the battle and our time together ;))

Later at home:

*inhales*

AAAAAHHHHHH —

*SWEARING IN RUSSIAN INTENSIFIES*

#genshin impact #childe #genshin childe #childe tartaglia

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Were fooling around with my friend... Looking gay, I see 👁️👄👁️

#genshin impact #childe #genshin childe #genshin zhongli #zhongli

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You feral little shit

"Join the Fatui! Or wait, no, on the second thought... Let's fuck them up together instead!"

The only person that keeps him in check is Tsaritsa, since she is a warrior too and he admires her for that. And now he also holds us in high regard. Rabid Harbinger 😳💞

#genshin impact #childe #genshin childe #childe tartaglia

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this pose is an absolute geo dominance

change my mind

#genshin impact #albedo #genshin albedo

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draw/sketch me like one of your... mountains, i suppose?

#genshin impact #albedo

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i forgot the reason to leave twitter and reactivated my acc

was reminded two days later

tons of fcking porn AND SOMEHOW FCKING SHOTACON THAT EVERYONE PRAISES FOR BEING HOT AND DISTURBING

SINCE WHEN ITS OKAY TO CREATE FICTION THAT DEPICTS CHILD ABUSE WITH A POSITIVE DESCRIPTION

hope this fckers die miserably with their ideas shoved up their asses

leave again

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Me after watching Dragonspine trailer: oh, so Pyro, Anemo and Geo only? Time for preparation then :'0

*menacing splashes of water behind me*

Childe with sickly sweet smile: you have ten seconds to rethink and add me, your MAIN daddy DPS, to the party ;)

... i'm in danger, huh.

#genshin impact #childe #genshin childe #childe tartaglia

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WARNING: lb3 major spoilers

I'm sorry, my liege, but you can hardly stand against the last living human beings with these twig-like hands of yours. I'm truly sorry. Stain that majestic face with mercury... How bad.

(i snorted miserably, he really wants to fistfight gudas)

#fate grand order #fgo #lb3 spoilers #qin shi huang

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childe, reflexively giving mc headpats after especially tough battle(elder brother syndrome): you did well, dear ;³

mc, missing their lost kin and touch starved as hell: ...what...did you just??? repeat pls??,_,

#genshin impact #genshin childe #childe #childe tartaglia #genshin lumine #genshin aether #genshin mc

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childe, excitedly speaking of their battle with mc: and they nearly choked me later! their love language is irresistible, i swear! ughhhh i already miss their hands on me T_T

zhongli, slightly worried: i highly doubt they were flirting like that, tartaglia

#genshin impact #childe #genshin childe #childe tartaglia #zhongli #genshin zhongli

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diluc and the 11th