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Christmas Day with Lyney

Characters: Lyney x GN!Reader

Summary: Christmas day gift opening with Lyney!

Warnings: Fluffy!

Word count: 563

A/n: IIIIII’ll be hooooome fooor Quismoissss 🎅🎅

The atmosphere was cozy in your shared apartment with Christmas decorations adorning your furniture and a decorated tree in the corner of your living room. You were making breakfast when you felt a pair of arms wrap around you and the weight of your boyfriend resting against your back.

“Good morning, love.”

“Mmmmph…” is the reply you got; the sound muffled by your shoulder blades. You chuckle, turning around in his arms to give him a proper hug and a kiss on the top of his head.

“I’m almost done with breakfast, take a seat.” You tell him, rubbing his shoulders comfortingly and beginning to serve him a cup of coffee. You put his mug on the table and return to the stove to finish cooking.

A few minutes pass and you serve the both of you a helping of breakfast. A comfortable silence settles upon you two as you eat, eager to see what you got each other for Christmas this year. You put the dishes away and headed to the living room.

“Get your pretty butt over there.” You said with a smile, jokingly smacking his butt and eliciting a yelp from him.

As you sat down, he reached under the tree and handed you your gift first. Wringing his hands nervously, he waits as you unwrap the packaging to reveal the gift. When you don’t react immediately, he begins rambling.

“I know it may not be the best, but I really tried! I was looking everywhere for something, and I thought this might be cute, but I don’t know if you’ll even like it so we can return it for something else if-” He is silent when your lips land on his. His blush grows darker when you pull away and smile at him.

“I do love it. It’s a great gift, Lyney.” He is quietly grateful that you turn away from him because he thinks he may have passed out of embarrassment if you kept staring so deeply into his eyes. You put the gift down to the side, then reach under the tree.

“Here’s yours, I hope you like it.” You hand the package to him, smiling softly. As he begins to unwrap it, you sit down beside him, secretly nervous about whether he will like it or not. When he catches a glimpse of the box for the item, his face turns ghostly white.

“[Y-Y/N]…” He pulls the box out of the wrapping and turns to you.

“Do you know how much these things cost?!” He’s still pale, holding up a box containing a new magic wand he had been eyeing for literal years. It’s true, it did cost you a pretty penny, but did that matter when you were getting it for Lyney? Absolutely not.

“Do you uh… Like it?” You scratched the back of your neck nervously, averting your eyes from his. He leaps at you and throws his hands around your neck, squeezing the life out of you.

“Of course, I do! Thank you so much!” He pulls back and kisses you, elated at the gift he got.

You spend the rest of your morning in each other’s arms, snuggling together and wasting away on the couch watching TV shows and movies. Going to your parents’ house could wait, for the moment you would just stay together, enjoying the moment of peace and quiet.

Kinda hate the ending but I didn’t have much time to writeeee Merry Christmas to you allll😇

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I'M GOING CRAZY HOYO NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO GOOD AT MAKING CUTE LITTLE TWINKS I LOVE GA-MING ALREADY

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Omg guyssss I'm so sorry I have some requests to write but I'm superrr busy rn with schooling :(

I'm not sure when I'll be able to put something out since I don't even have any started drafts lol, but do know that I haven't disappeared, I'm still here!🥺

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Hello! I saw your post and I wanted to ask what are some gn terms you can use to call someone? I've only researched for a slight bit until I settled down and used "mon trésor" but I'm not sure if it's correct 😭 thank you!

Yeah that's one! Here's a list where they're written the exact same way regardless of gender:

Mon cœur = my heart (or sweetheart)

Mon ange = my angel

Mon amour = my love

Even cuter ones🥰:

Mon chou = my cabbage (literally, but it actually means sweetie😭)

Ma biche (pron. Beesh, not bitch...) = My doe

Mon chaton = my kitten

That's about all I could pick from the most common. Here's a Wikipedia page, but beware, some of these are more bro-like expressions (e.g. mon gros (Big guy) or mon vieux (old dude)😭)

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mb that's what i was taught :( maybe i mixed it up somewhere, it's been well over a year since i've studied french

It's no worries! It's a really hard language :(

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(this is from my limited knowledge from my 4 years of french classes so disclaimer: i am not french! i know very basic grammar rules and that's it!)

i believe it depends on the gender of your speaker for the personal pronoun (mon/ma); you would use "mon" if you're male, nonbinary (i did not learn about gender neutral pronouns so correct me if i'm wrong), or prefer this pronoun and you would use "ma" if you're female or prefer this pronoun.

regarding how you would refer to people of different gender (let's use chéri in this exemplar), you would call a man "chéri", as chéri itself is masculine. you would call a woman "chérie" with an emphasis on the added "e" as that makes it feminine.

so, if you're male, "mon" is the personal pronoun for "my", so even if what you're referring to is feminine, you would still use "mon".

basically:

"mon chérie" = you are a man calling a woman "darling"

"mon chéri" = you are a man calling a man "darling"

"ma chérié" = you are a woman calling a woman "darling"

"ma chéri" = you are a woman calling a man "darling"

there is an exception where a woman would use the masculine pronoun!! it's if the next word after the pronoun is a vowel (i.e. amour). "ma amour" sounds gross (my teacher's words, not mine) so you would use "mon amour" so it flows better when speaking.

yeah french is weird because everything has a gender—bread, a table, your couch. hope this helps! /gen

Hey, thanks for the answer!

Your reasoning is indeed correct, but you mixed up the use of the gendered term. The gender of the term being used actually depends on the "gender" of person/object you are talking about, and not the person speaking!

Therefore, yes, you would indeed use "mon" for men and "ma" for women, but that is the man/woman you are speaking about, and not yourself.

So:

"mon chéri" = a man or woman calling a man "darling"

"ma chérie" = a man or woman calling a woman "darling"

"mon chérie" or "ma chéri" are grammatically incorrect, as the agreement (accord in French lol idk the English word) of the name does not match.

I think this is what you were trying to get to with the exception. "Ma amour" is simply not correct because unlike the word "chéri", the word "amour" does not actually have a gendered version, and is conjucated the same way for all genders.

Yes, I agree. French is a terrible language for grammar rules. Hope this helps refresh (Good? Bad?) memories of HS French!😁

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Quick tip for writers who write for Lyney:

Please google the French expressions that you use, because "Ma chérie" is not a gender-neutral term. "Ma chérie" is the way you would address a woman as "my dear", while "mon chéri" would be the equivalent term for men.

Please be mindful when using French terms and tagging fics, because the French language has a hugely based on gender, so this is very important especially to French speakers! Thank you!

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everytime i read your works i always find myself admiring the way you write

idrk why but i read and reread it all at once because it's just too nicely written haha, keep up the amazing work!! 🫂

You- raaaAAAAHHHHH��👹👹

Tysmmm this made me so happy🥹 I'll keep writing as well as I can!😼

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can we have more sub Lyney x dom male reader smut? 🙏 like rewarding him after he finishes a show? TYY

Backstage Moment

Characters: Lyney x M!Reader

Summary: Lyney finishes a show and upon entering his dressing room, is rewarded with a surprise.

Warnings: !NSFW; MINORS/FEM READERS DNI!, mutual handjob kinda? Bottom submissive & breedable Lyney, sperm...

Word count: 1512

A/n: This was so hard to make NSFW because I started it too soft and cozy and I made myself relaxed and just wanted them to fall asleep in each other’s arms :( But I did ittt and now I really wanna make a virgin!Lyney fic because I’m such a sucker for shy boys (me being a shy boy lmao I could never be the way I portray Y/N, it’s just a fantasy of mine to be confident💀)

You had been watching your boyfriend’s show from the sidelines, peaking from behind the curtains. He was always a spectacular performer, dazzling his crowd every time.

Tonight, however, you could not help yourself from allowing your gaze to drift downward. Your eyes would scan the tight leather outfit that hugged his skinny form oh-so-well, complemented by the garter straps that squeezed his perfect thighs deliciously. Every so often, he would make a move, such as bowing, letting the shorts of his outfit ride up just enough for you to catch a glimpse of the folds of his ass. Oh, what you would not do to eat him up…

Unable to contain yourself anymore, you return to Lyney’s dressing room to cool your mind off. You sat in a darker corner, rubbing your face in your hands to rid yourself of the guilt of thinking of your cute boyfriend in such a scandalous way.

Suddenly, the door to the dressing room opens, snapping you out of your thoughts as Lyney walks in while thanking his staff before closing the door. Seemingly oblivious to your presence, he sighs while resting his forehead against the door for a few moments with closed eyes. He looks exhausted. Turning around, unaware of you hiding in the shadows, he makes his way to his desk and sits down, removing his hat and boots. He then looks at himself in the mirror with a dead expression.

“Everything okay, love?” You say softly, but he is still surprised, jumping and turning around.

“Archons, [Y/N], you scared me…” He chuckles and puts his hand over his heart as you step out of the shadows, feeling a pang of guilt. You make your way over to him, taking the hand he rested on his chest in yours and pressing a gentle kiss to the crown of his head.

“Apologies, my angel. I didn’t mean to.” You close your eyes and kiss his hand, then look down into his eyes and smile. He smiles at you shyly, blush blooming across his face at your affections. He then darts his eyes away from yours to the ground, hand still resting in yours as he brings his other hand up to his mouth to cover his blush. Only you knew this side of him. You pull his other hand away from his face with your free one, making him look back up at you in confusion.

“Please don’t hide your embarrassment, Lyney.” You let go of both his hands, brushing a strand of hair from his face. “It’d be a shame to hide something so adorable.” You whisper while ghosting his lips. You cup a hand on his cheek and kiss him softly on the lips. He looks mesmerized when you pull away, his eyes lidded and cheeks red as he stares at your lips.

“S-sorry…” He whispers, chasing after your lips. You laugh and give him a peck.

“Don’t be. I love you.” He smiles shyly again, and you return to kissing him. You kiss his jaw, then his earlobe.

“You did well today. I’m proud of you.” You whisper, resting your hands on his waist. He jolts at your touch, his hands hovering in the air, not knowing where they should go. He finds a place for them on your shoulders when you begin planting soft kisses on his neck, then his collarbone.

“Ah…” He moans quietly when you nibble at the skin. You return to eye level with the boy and rest your forehead on his.

“Do you want to…?” You ask him with a shy smile, rubbing circles on his waist with your thumbs. He nods against your forehead, panting lightly from your previous actions. You smile reassuringly at him, picking him up in your arms and lowering him gently on a table with plenty of free space. You place your hands back on his waist, pulling his pelvis flush with yours. He wraps his arms around your neck, ghosting his lips over yours. He leans to your ear instead, opting to kiss there and leave light marks at the crook of your neck. You smile adoringly, letting your hands rest against his buttocks, gently kneading the plush skin under his outfit.

“[Y-Y/N]-” He inhales sharply, beginning to roll his hips against yours. You can already feel the tent in his pants pressing against you, but you do not have the heart to tease him for being horny. After all, you had been eye-fucking him earlier in the evening.

Your fingers continue to travel, reaching the leg of his shorts and entering under the magician’s outfit. He moans when you graze his thigh, quieting himself by kissing you.

Changing your mind, you suddenly reach up to his shoulders, removing his outfit so fast you almost rip it off him. His gloves and sleeve pieces follow suit, all while kissing you passionately. Now left in only his white undershirt and underwear, you mark hickeys down his chest, following the path you take as you undo the buttons. You undo the last one, and his shirt falls off and bunches around his wrists as he leans back on his arms. You step back, admiring your work of art on your lover. He is now a panting, blushing mess on the table.

You remove your shirt, coming back against Lyney on the table. He puts his hands on your shoulders, you putting yours around his waist and pulling him against you. He looks up into your eyes with pure adoration as you lean back in to make out with him wordlessly.

“AH-” He pulls away from you and slaps a hand over his mouth in embarrassment when you grind his tent against yours. He lowers his hand and begins grinding against you himself, lowering his head and resting his forehead on your chest in shame.

You put your finger under the band of his underwear, stopping and wordlessly asking for his consent to take it off. When he nods, you pull off his underwear, then pull your pants down, admiring the angelic (embarrassed) beauty of your boyfriend on the table. You approach him again.

“God, you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever set my eyes on.” You whisper in his ear, grabbing both your lengths in one hand. Stuffing his face in the crook of your neck again, he begins to pant and moan quietly as you pump your hand.

Your other hand strokes his hair, reassuring him that he is doing well. Before long, Lyney’s hips are bucking against yours.

“[Y-Y/N]… I-I’m gonna- Cum…” He pants into your ear, turning you on even more when you feel his hot breath fanning across your neck. God, he drove you crazy.

“Fuck, Lyney… Cum with me.” You almost growl, your pumps increasing in speed as your precums mix, leaking off of your hand onto the table. You grunt into his ear, the tips of them red in both embarrassment and pleasure.

No longer able to hold himself back, Lyney cries out as he cums all over himself and you. Seeing your boyfriend in this state is enough to send you over the edge as well, cumming on the both of you.

As you both pant into each other’s necks from the intensity of your prior activity, you wait a little while before wiping you both down. You tenderly dress Lyney back up for him, putting his clothes on while interrupting yourself with a gentle kiss on his head from time to time.

You pick the boy up, moving him over to the couch in the corner of his dressing room. You sit down, perching him in your lap facing you with his legs straddling yours. You remain that way for a few minutes as you both wind down, your breaths slowly evening. The boy remains still in your hold, with his forehead resting on your shoulder. His sweat-soaked hair sticks to your skin, and you press gentle kisses to his ear and the side of his head, whispering sweet nothings to him.

You then feel drops fall on your shoulder, lifting his head to rest your forehead against his. He cries silently, diamonds tears rolling down his cheeks. You press a light kiss to his lips, wiping his tears with your thumbs. No words are exchanged, but Lyney knows by your expression alone that you are proud of him and love him dearly. He slowly dips his head back into the crook of your neck and calms down until you can hear his even breaths meaning that he fell asleep.

You slowly pick him up, carrying him bridal style out of the dressing room after having taken all your belongings. You step outside into the crisp Fontaine night, making your way over to your apartment. As you passed below the streetlights, you caught glimpses of the cute, serene sleeping face of your boyfriend, making you chuckle. Now, all you could think of was how you were going to spend the next few free days with Lyney to help him relax from all his stress…

The ending is kinda weird but I didn’t know how to finish… :/ Oh deary me, how lonely I am🥹

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i am now well fed from the fluff fic, thank you father

(waiting not so patiently for the nsfw one)

You are welcome, child😌

Omggg can't wait to drop it, probably will do so on Saturday or Sunday🤩

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Marrying ur husband bcs we love each other then we went for a long passionate kiss

Oh my gaurschhhh😰👹

Anyways, I do notttt but please do request some sort of general theme if you want!🤩

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You want some Lyney x male reader requests, eh? I’m more than happy to provide ;))

How about Lyney trying to teach his boyfriend some of his magic tricks? That’d be kinda cute, no? :D

Sleepy Guy😼

Characters: Lyney x GN!Reader

Summary: Lyney tiredly recounts his day, then you ask him to teach you a trick...

Warnings: Literal heart attack from the intensity of the fluff... :/

Word count: 369

A/n: This… Was very cute. (Holding in my sobs rn…)

The faint glow of the candle on the table complimented the heavy rain hitting the window, making for a cozy mood in Lyney’s backstage dressing room. The magician was perched in your lap, leaning against your chest and all cozied up in your arms. He was casually doing little card tricks with a half-lidded expression, his voice hoarse as he tiredly recounted his day while you calmly brushed through his hair with your fingers. His head would sometimes roll sideways, only to snap back in place as he continued to talk. You chuckled adoringly at how cute your boyfriend acted, rubbing soothing circles on his tummy, no doubt fueling his tiredness.

As he finished talking, you pressed a gentle kiss to the tip of his ear.

“Teach me a trick, love.” You whisper to him, making him snap his eyes open and clamber out of his seat.

“M’kay, so see this card?” He stumbled slightly as he left your lap, adjusting his legs to the sudden weight. You shot your hand out to hold his side as he regained his balance.

“Tadaa!” He said with slightly less enthusiasm than usual, but a lazy smile of adoration still graced his features as you clapped at him.

“So, all you have to do is…” He began to ramble again, explaining how the trick works. You are the only person in all Teyvat to whom he would tell his trade secrets. As he finished the explanation, he trotted his way back over to you on the chair, plopping himself lazily back in your lap. Oh, how he loved being so vulnerable, being pampered by someone else and not needing to keep his guard up.

As he sat in a little ball, his eyes began closing again. His head fell sideways, at an angle that allowed him to see your face. He reached out his hand, cupping your cheek and giving you a lovesick smile.

“Beautiful…” He croaked out, his eyes fluttering shut.

“Good night, my prince.” You whispered back, planting a light kiss on the tip of his nose with a light chuckle. His mouth fell slightly open and soft breaths fell out as he slipped off to dreamland in your arms.

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH👹 I’M LOSING MY MIND I NEED HIM SO BAD (next fic is NSFW btw... oops)

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your husband is in my lap, very baby girl of him <3

Love how this went from a personal attack to talking about bbg Albedo😭

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hi, so um i saw your post abt lyney x male reader, and i would really like something like that, maybe like a magic show where we get called up onto stage or something, maybe it’s dumb idk lol this is my first time requesting anything

Sorry but I have no ideas for this req :( my poor little dumb brain can't come up with anything...

https://www.tumblr.com/albed-hoe/730400061007249408/heartpounding-performance

This fic does have some semblance to this request tho, hopefully it's good enough?

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Kissing and cuddling your husband in my bed

Crying, screaming, throwing up

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Kissing your husband on the lips rn

Please be slash J😰😭

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i need more lyney x mreader works im sobbing my head can't process any idea to send

I have a few requests queued up, dw I stand with the Lyney x male reader community😼

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