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Tumblr sucks 364 days a year and it's incredible the one day they add a fun april fools feature

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They say that “Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead”. You find out that’s not entirely true, for the dead are quite happy to gossip to any who will listen

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After enough break ins and bar fights a bartender has learned that it is actually a lot cheaper to just get mimics to be his tables than to replace them constantly. They also make for one hell of a security

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You have a “Midas Touch” of a sort. Any inanimate object you touch with your hands becomes animate. Newly alive objects usually understand their role… for the most part.

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You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

#i've been on this site longer than mash was on the air and i will not leave until it is a smoldering 404 page #shebbz shoutz

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#animals #cats #dogs #aww #pets #cute #cuddly #adorable #wholesome #important

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do you have any appearance hcs for severus? i like thinking he's got a beauty mark hidden on his neck under his hair :3

-puppypawprintce

Hell, yeah I do! And I like your headcanon hehe

Straight hair that appears thin because it’s oily but is actually sort of thick

Thick, angled, straight eyebrows with some hairs around the perimeter

Deep set eyes, prominent brow bone

Hollow cheeks and defined cheek bones

Thin lips

Crooked/uneven, charming teeth (he rarely smiles with his teeth, but when he does, it’s cute)

Defined jawline

Narrow shoulders, visible collarbone

Basically everything about him is long (long limbs, long torso, long fingers, long dick)

Bony hands and feet

Brown areolas

Height: between 5’10” and 6’0

Slender frame with prominent hip bones

Torso:legs ratio is pretty even

Not too hairy; he can’t grow a beard easily (but he does get some stubble), and he has a little bit of hair on his chest and a light happy trail

Slight curve in his butt

Dry skin!! He’s given up on moisturizer, especially on his hands because they get dry anyway when he handles potion ingredients

Skin is clear most of the time, but when he’s extremely stressed out, he develops one or two pimples

Generally slouches unless he has somewhere to be, in which case he takes long strides and has his chin up and shoulders back (insert that gif from HBP)

I don’t feel too strongly about this (jk, now I do!) but I can picture him with pierced ears, but he doesn’t ever wear earrings anymore

That’s all I can think of for now, but I’d love to hear what y’all’s headcanons are, too!

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James knows good and goddamn well he could never beat Severus in a duel.

But he also knows Severus is afraid of him, so he takes advantage of that every single time he seeks him out.

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Gold swivel ring with amethyst frog, Egypt, New Kingdom, 1550-1229 BC

from Christies

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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This happened at some point

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idiots

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James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

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Just one word: same

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Here to vent. @mightyvirgil54 is a little too obsessed with Warrior Cats. Don't you find it a little annoying? Like, they even have like....a bunch of Warrior Cat rp blogs... Maybe I'm reading too much into it, idk. But the book series just seems so stupid to me. Idk what that person sees in the books. Merry Christmas btw.

Why do you care? This isn’t the first ask I’ve gotten similar to this. So why do you care? Cassidy sent me the first five books (I’m still trying to read them) just cause it seems stupid to you doesn’t mean it is to her.

Not to mention if you don’t like the books, you might not be the target audience.

They’re cute and she likes them. So do I. You don’t have to pay attention to those blogs.

So Merry Christmas and happy holiday’s might want to self reflect on why this matters to you so much.

XOXO 😘 ✌️

@idkanymoresothere got anything to add?

#Nix Speaks #warrior cats

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I love the new trend of people saying "you can do whatever you want forever"

Like that's such a powerful and precious statement and we could all use a little more doing whatever we want forever, and not worrying so much about boxes & labels

It switches the focus from "being valid" in the eyes of others and says "fuck it, you decide" and I adore that

#lgbt #queer #and for the ones in the back #you can do whatever you want forever!!!! #<3