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listened to blue neighbourhood for the first time in 3 years and redownloaded tumblr

#blue neighbourhood #i can't remember how to work this app anymore

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i think if you go to a hospital to get like surgery or urgent care and something embarrassing or weird etc happens to you and a nurse makes a tiktok about how embarrassing or weird you were and makes fun of you, you should be allowed to sue them. like actually. regardless of if they mention your name or not. you should be able to sue them

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““The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come back to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.” - Barry H. Gillespie”

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The government made the words “left” and “right” illegal to use and passed a law to replace them with “lean with it” and “rock with it” respectively.

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the entire exchange of

"because you asked." "that's all you demand?" "that's all i've ever demanded"

has the exact same vibes of

"it's rotten work" "not to me. not if it's you."

but in the opposite direction

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Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

#pottery

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random man in parking lot: (walks up to my car door and starts talking to me)

me: oh i can’t hear him i should open my door so i’m not being rude

my brain, kicking in just in time: absolutely not

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I was standing in the Amazon river and a snake slithered up my leg and up into my coochie.

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obsessed with this image

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i love you evil women i love you amoral women i love you scrappy women i love you selfish women i love you pathetic and desperate women i love you women who will do anything it takes to survive at any cost 

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wlw culture is her calling me love in the same sentence that she's telling me that she just texted her ex

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why is this so funny

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shit man this got me emotional

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my favorite thing about humans is they will pause, have a random moment of awareness of their mortality and the scale of the universe and the impermanence of reality--and then just go back to doing tasks. i find that endearing actually

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For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

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my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

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