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Theory here...;
What if when you’re around like ten years old let’s just say, your brain melts for like a few hours, in that time, anyone around you thinks you’re just plain stupid. But then after around 60 minutes, your new brain comes in and is rebuilt from your last brain but better. Imagine this happens every year or so to contain more information....so what if,, you know when you think back to a certain time in your life age wonder: how did I do that formula? Or What was them at shape called?. Well what if that information and data was all in your last brain? And you won’t be able to remember it unless you relearn it???
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When I was eight a boy asked me out. I didn’t know what he meant by it so I just hugged him...if you’re reading this Shawn, happy seven or eight year anniversary (can’t remember). Also can you tell your parents I’m like super: 💅
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[in the Willy wonka chocolate factory]
Charlie: so everything here is edible???
Willy: yes!
Charlie: (looks at Willy’s phat ass) everything?
Willy: everything
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To be honest- this really does sum up Wattpad
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You know what? I’d make a gay joke right now, but my parents already did that
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Ppl born in 2020 are now 21. Let that sink in
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Catra: *groans* glimmer! You’re ruining it now
Glimmer: excuse me!? I am not! I’m making it better
Catra: ugh please just stop, she’ll be here soon
Glimmer: ummm no
Glimmer: but you can go it you want?
Catra: it my wedding proposal, I have to be here.
Bow: that actually makes a lot of sense
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Amity definitely gives off lesbian vibes while Luz gives off bisexual energy ngl.
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Bow: *waving knife through the air
Catra: bow? W..what are you doing?
Bow: cutting the tension between you two, Just kiss already
Adora: ...
Catra: ....
Bow: well if you won’t I will
*bow pushes catra out of the way*
Glimmer: I think not!
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Catra: hey glimmer, could you uh help me with something....?
Glimmer: what’s the magic word?
Catra: pl....adora?
Glimmer: no [groans] ugh
Catra: fine! Please
Glimmer: that’s more like it. So what do you need?
Catra: can you tell me how this sounds, it’s for adora?
Glimmer: sure yeah!
Catra: ahem... “Hey Adora, you should meet me at our place where I can fuck you and blast Megan thee stallion”
Glimmer: oh um isn’t that majestic...keep everything except ‘Hey adora’
[glimmer and catra both make eye contact while glimmer squeals and vanishes]
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Something that no body asked for but I shall deliver since I’d rather do this than online zoom calls for school🕳🏃‍♂️
Here:
There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! ) So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )
(Guitar downs)
As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)
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Just some cat memes for you...
YALL I DIDNT KNOW I COULD EDIT THE PICS SKJAHXKSKSHHZ
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BUST IT DOWN TATIANA I WANNA SEE YOU BUST IT
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My dads active if you wanna text him, he’s married has kids and isn’t looking for an affair.
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Yall my mom was all swag till I told her swag means
So
We
Are
Gay
Yeah she wasn’t too happy, god bless the lord!!!!
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