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I just got a call where the automated voice on the other end just said "goodbye" and hung up.

Guess I wasn't worth their time... even though it had been two seconds... and they called me...

#what the fuck just happened #what the fuck #what the fuck? #like wtf #that was strange #that was weird #im not sure what just happned #im not good enough apparently

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This looks extremely unimpressive but I made a cheesecake from scratch and it was really good and I wanna brag about it.

#cheesecake #baking #baking from scratch #homemade #im totally bragging #but im just really proud #that's a whole cheesecake #i made that

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Today while going through my camera roll I found:

This extremely heckin' cute and Very Gay lollipop I got from the doctor's office in January.

Is this not one of the prettiest and most aesthetically pleasing things you've ever seen?

#lollipop #gay #rainbow #lgbtq+ #camera roll #interesting finds #today i found #so cute #so pretty #isn't it adorable #aesthetic #aesthetically pleasing

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Y'ALL GUESS WHO JUST LEARNED HOW TO GATHER

#just sewing things #sewing #gathering #im definitely overexcited #this isn't really that interesting #but i dont care

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@smashingcans101: *calls me just to say that he'll call me back*

#what the fuck just happened #what the fuck #why would you even do that #am i missing something? #this doesn't make sense

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I'm so pale my foot is literally reflecting a patch of sunlight onto my wall.

#im hella pale #pale skin #im hella white #i dont tan #i burn #i burn so easily #white girl #but like also im a quarter arabic #you can't tell tho

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That moment when you finish a seam and realize you accidentally sewed a pin inside the little pocket of fabric you were just closing up. (No worries, though, I was able to extract it without ripping apart my painstakingly handstitched work)

#sewing #just sewing things #oops #sewing pin #hand stitching

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When you already knew that you sleep with your eyes slightly open (I know, creepy) but your eye doctor says it so frankly that you're almost surprised and offended

#sleep #sleep with one eye open #or both #that's creepy #vaguely unsettling #so that's my life #how's it going with y'all

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I hate premature period cramps. Why, you may ask? 1) Duh? 2) I have been known to get cramps literally days in advance and that's just not fun. 3) I keep thinking I finally got my period, which is depressing, only to go to the bathroom and find out that it was a false alarm, which is even more depressing because I just want it over and done with already. But hey, at least I can pad up in advance so I don't ruin more underwear.

#period #period cramps #this sucks #ow #period problems

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Am I the only one who's always wondered where STDs came from? Like obviously you get them from having sex but like who was the first? How did they get it? I've had many an existential crisis over this.

#std sexually transmitted disease #where do they come from #how does this work #how did this happen #how #i dont understand

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When you actually fall asleep at a normal time for once except then you randomly wake up at 4am and now it's been 2 hours please help I can't get back to sleep.

#im trying to sleep #it's not working #why #i can't sleep #i can't sleeeeeep #it was 4am #now it's 6am #help me #i can't get back to sleep

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My friend: "My stepdad has something I could use, it's this clear tape for packing and stuff."

Me: ".................packing tape?"

Him: "Yeah I guess that would be what it's called, then."

#packing tape #tape for packing #im not that dumb #yes i know what that is #ive packed stuff before

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...what the fuck just happened? There was nothing, then really heavy rain for literally 10 seconds, and then it was just lightly drizzling? This has happened I kid you not three times in the last ten minutes and I'm pretty sure it's gonna keep going.

#i don't know what the fuck just happened #but i don't really care #imma get the fuck up outta here #fuck this shit im out #rain #heavy rain #drizzle #literally 10 seconds i swear #what just happened #that was weird #that was strange #weather #weather is weird

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So I've been watching Merlin lately for some background noise while I sew, and I gotta ask, how does Morgana stay undetected for so long? Literally every time something goes her way, she does her classic evil smirk right out in the open for everyone to see. Seriously, how in the world did everyone miss that?

#merlin #morgana #evil smile #how the fuck #how does she do it #how does she get away with it #it's so obvious #how in the world #morgana pendragon #morgana le fay

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Do you ever completely misjudge where your bed ends in the dark and end up smashing your toe painfully against the wall? Cause I sure do.

#ouch #ouchies #ow #that hurt #im an idiot #stubbed toe

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y=mx+b is the math version of the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

#mitochondria #the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell #y=mx+b #math #science #unforgettable line

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When you get a notification from your business instagram that says your main instagram posted for the first time "in a while'

Stop calling me out, goddamit.

#sigh #i get it #i get it okay #dont call me out like this