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aliitvodeson · 6 hours
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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
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aliitvodeson · 13 hours
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I think we may have accidentally adopted an anteater.
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aliitvodeson · 13 hours
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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”
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aliitvodeson · 13 hours
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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!
15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.
Incredible!
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aliitvodeson · 13 hours
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Pigeons are allowed on the train because they aren’t allowed to drive the bus
We will start letting one kind of bird ride the train but which one?
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aliitvodeson · 14 hours
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FJSJFJAJFJAHFOSJHDJAJDHAHDJAJDHA
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aliitvodeson · 1 day
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“And I hope you NASTY, VILE, BULLIES who BROKE those poor men by *checks notes* 1.) pointing out that a bad business decision was bad and 2.) recognising that a CEO is, in fact, in charge of a company ROT IN HELL for your irredeemable crimes against our parasocial blorbos!!!! 😡🤬”
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aliitvodeson · 1 day
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NEW VERSION. :)
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aliitvodeson · 1 day
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FUCKING FINALLY LAST DAY OF A DRY ASS SPRING
Literally worst RNG rain luck in spring EVER
trying to do a “catch every fish in year one” run, and the literal ONLY RAIN I got in spring was day 3 & 6 - when I was too low a level to catch a catfish, let alone the Legend
Fish tacos give me strength
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aliitvodeson · 2 days
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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
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aliitvodeson · 2 days
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aliitvodeson · 2 days
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AU where Maul doesn’t get sent to a trash planet and recovers his sanity much faster so by the time Anakin is twelve he and Obi-Wan have Maul periodically popping up while they’re on missions and trying to kill them.
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aliitvodeson · 2 days
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the watcher fandom rn
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aliitvodeson · 3 days
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t4t found family polycule save me
save me t4t found family polycule
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aliitvodeson · 4 days
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aliitvodeson · 4 days
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I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.
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aliitvodeson · 4 days
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