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updated UR+ card frames for parallel cards. please feel free to use! if you want a custom color, drop an ask with the hex code of the color.  enjoy~

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More Mc vibes

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some of u guys were BEGGING me to draw more of the goths before

fine, but i offer goth satan for now

#he’s a mcr fan

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Snippet - Everyone “Appreciating” a Shorter MC

What if MC was shorter (even if it’s by just a few inches) than the demon brothers and the dateables?

We’ll start with Beelzebub, since he’s the unintentional culprit behind everyone becoming more aware of MC’s shorter stature.  One afternoon, MC was trying out a cake recipe they learned from Luke in the HOL kitchen.  They wanted to finish it before dinner so that they could share it with the brothers for dessert, if it turned out well.  The recipe called for strawberries, so MC was in the process of slicing them up.  In the middle of it, they noticed that the slices they had set aside were disappearing.  The guilty party tried to hide on the other side of the fridge, but he ultimately came out and apologized.  Beel’s growling stomach and sad expression made it hard for MC to stay mad at him, so they came up with a compromise:  Beel would serve as MC’s food trash can as they continued preparing the cake.  

MC got more strawberries to cut up, and they tossed the tops toward Beel to catch in his mouth.  It was like a game for a bit.  Beel soon grew tired of having to move quickly to catch the haphazardly thrown strawberries tops.  Instead, he situated his chin on top of MC’s head and opened his mouth for them to put the strawberries in it.  Beel found the spot to be comfortable.  MC was close to him; he could hear their quiet humming; and their hair smelt pretty nice.  Yeah, he could make a habit out of this.  And so he did.  From then on, if Beel saw MC from behind, he’d mozey up to rest his chin on their head and wrap his arms around them.  It’s even better whenever MC is eating and offers to share with him, like they had with the strawberries.

The others catch on to this repetitive action and decide to take advantage of MC’s height in their own ways.

Keep reading

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Miyuno in the killer mask again and the brothers all reacting to being threatened by him. I think this is the first time I’ve drawn all the brothers together like this so welcome to my temporary height headcanons. 

#horni

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Fell in love with @katherinemajeske 's Husband! Mammon concept the other day.

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Asmo: Oh, no, there’s only one bed! We’ll have to share it!

MC: But there are two b-

Asmo, flipping one of the beds: Oh! There’s only one bed!

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So I'm unlocking all of S2's locked normal lessons and I just remembered how much of this season is about Lucifer and Diavolo's marital issues.

Like Lucifer constantly stopping MC and asking for their advice

Like Lucifer being upset cause Diavolo is lying to him and keeping secrets which he has NEVER done before

Like Lucifer being on the Ferris wheel alone with MC and the only thing he wants to talk about is Diavolo

I just read 34-B and holy shit???

•Lucifer accepts an invitation to tea and Barbatos says he's happy that given their current tension Lucifer still agreed to tea cause it really cheered up Diavolo

•Diavolo says no matter what issues he's facing (aka MC's uncontrollable power threatening to destroy all 3 worlds) having tea with Lucifer will always take precedence and I - S I R!!!???

•"Such flattery..." says Lucifer with a smile and a shake of his head and this is flirting right!?

•Diavolo says that Lucifer must feel the same way considering he came over for tea despite the issue he's facing (aka Levi's game doing a Groundhog Day)

•Diavolo brought out the fine china for Lucifer along with the best tea and cakes

•Lucifer says that he's able to forget his problems when he's sitting there with Diavolo and S I R !?!?!?!?!?

•AND! AND!!? DIAVOLO SAYS THAT IF HE GETS TO SIT AND ENJOY THIS MOMENT WITH LUCIFER HE WOULDN'T MIND REPEATING THIS DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY AND WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTE ROMANTIC BULLSHIT I'M GOING TO THROW UP

•Barbatos says repeating this day for the rest of eternity also means Diavolo will have to keep repeating his stack of paperwork, which upsets Diavolo and makes Lucifer laugh which then shocks Diavolo and makes him blush and WHY IS S3 TRYING TO CONVINCE ME DIAVOLO'S INTO MC!?

•^This is what happens: Lucifer laughs and Diavolo's shocked and mentions it, Lucifer tells it was perhaps all in Diavolo's imagination, Diavolo blushes and frowns and insists that Lucifer laughed, Lucifer laughs even louder and tells Diavolo to focus on his tea before it goes cold and there's no way you can convince me they aren't flirting okay

#another strong candidate #polyamory #I don’t think you understand HOW MUCH I WANT MC AND THESE TWO GO BE POLY #IT WOULD BE A POWER COUPLE OKAY??!?!!!? #A DEMON KING #A FALLEN ANGEL THATS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING #AND MC WHOS GOT LUCIFER AND THE OTHER 6 AROUND THEIR PRETTY LITTLE FINGER #AND DIA TOO #PERFECT #these two are adorable like old married couple cute #ah if only we could be poly but the game won’t let ussss

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First time playing in a while because schools been kicking my ass but guess what I gottt

Can’t use him tho I already got a sloth mammon card :p still adorable tho

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #weird still playing this game when my hyperdixation is gone #onto cool stuff like cookie run #I kinda got a hell of a lot of shit because all I’ve been doing is farming so I’ve got like 120+ vouchers still #sweet

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I should really post some a3! Stuff bcs I've been posting a lot of obey me stuff recently and there's a lot coming still but I have a bunch more things me and my friends have said over text this time and it didn't feel right as a3! Characters so oh well.

Obey me characters as things me and my friends have said but over text this time (part 2)

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Mammon texting mc: Dad (luci) needed the toilet

Mammon: Alone

Mammon: Surround by cocky men

Mammon: I feel like I’m bout to pull a heist I’m ngl

Mammon: Pray for me

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Asmo: Nails, hair, hips, heels, I like guys, those just my feels

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Belphie: suck ur nan

Lucifer: Ffs belphegor

Belphie: you’ll never escape

Belphie: ur nan

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Levi: 😀😀😀😀

Solomon: smile if you like dick

Levi: IT WAS BEFORE IT

Levi: U ABSLOUTE DIMBO

Solomon: no

Solomon: you smiled

Levi: 😟

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Simeon: I KNOW WHAT IT IS

Simeon: I KNOW WHAT IT IS

Lucifer: no you don’t

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Asmo: tits are nice

Asmo: but what good are a pair of tits when theirs no emotional value

*sam smith starts playing*

Mc: yeah exactly

Asmo: 💔

Mc: So true asbestos asbestie

Solomon: please stfu before i snatch your knickers and wear them as a hat

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Satan: anyways

Satan: I can sense someone’s on their period here

An mc who has periods: ...

Mc: 😗

👉 👈

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Belphie: how the ruck is frank in canada

Diavolo: who is frank

Belphie: frank ly I don't care

Diavolo: dunno who that is

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Asmo: no babes, they're mine

Satan: go suck a cock

Satan: like Solomon's

Satan: or go brake one

Satan: Like Solomon's

Asmo: nah i got mc

Asmo: soz xoxo

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Lucifer: fucking hell

Lucifer: anyway

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Levi: I was kinda busting it to the song

Asmo: I was busting it to the guy

Levi: BRUH

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Solomon: bro u better come in

Asmo: I am hœ

Solomon: k

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Lucifer: OKAY

Lucifer: EVERYONE WAKE UP

Simeon: Chill lol

Barbatos: no

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Asmo: ty babes

Simeon: I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Asmo: MC's so hot

Asmo: WYM

Simeon: SNAP

Simeon: I CANT

Luke: huh

Levi: ur not meant to

Luke: YOU'RE CALLING ME

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Belphie: I dont care

Lucifer: I’ll remove you

Lucifer: say you care

Belphie: I dont

Belphie: remove me

Lucifer: your bio is cap

Belphie: ok xx

Belphie has been removed

Lucifer: said id do it

Luke: Oh wow you really did remove him

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Belphie: HE WAS A FUCKING SNAKE 😭😭😭😭

Belphie: HE WAS TRYING TO SLIT HER YO THE WALAALLA

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Satan: My mental health honestly said yeetus to the fetus years ago

Asmo: do asmr instead

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Solomon: gay

Belphie: Is all of us

Diavolo: wot

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Mc: LEVI

Mc: DID U MURDER MY FUCKING HUSBAND

Mc: I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT

Levi: Goodluck

Levi: The body is well hidden it's ok

Mc: Shut the fuck up

Levi: Nah❤️

Levi: mc is crazy

Mc: GO TO HELL LEVI

Levi: This is hell

Mc: Tryna kill my mf husband

Levi: Tryna? Oh you poor dear. Grievance and resistance

Mc: SHUT YO

Mc: GODAM

Mc: FILTHY

Mc: MOUTH

Levi: Not sorry for your loss actually I'm responsible

Satan: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mc: Nah❤️

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Mammon: I think I just ripped my tounge off-

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belphie: Cerberus just sat on my ass and fell asleep and all I'm thinking is bitch this anint a hotel

Solomon: Uhh

Belphie: I dont wanna move hes too cute

Solomon: on ur ass

Belphie: ye

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Mammon: My math tutor (mc) is spending more time changing whiteboard pen colours than actually teaching me shit

Mammon: I had to say 6 three times cause they couldn't bloody hear me

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Solomon: I'm not actually German it's a joke

Lucifer: You bloody what

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Simeon: What is everyone gonna wear

Asmo: Cocklet

Barbatos: I'd hope not

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Asmo: Good morning my friends

Asmo: And mammon

Beel: Why did i think of willy wonka when u sadi that

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THERE'S MORE COMING SOON I COULDN'T FIT IT ALL INTO ONE POST

All my friend started texting and now I'm crying

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Solomon really acting on the age old human instinct to touch everything that’s pretty.

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Finally made an Obey me Demon oc. His name is Mata and he’s on the Fangol team with Beel and spots Belphie cheering at some of the games and instantly gets the hots for him. Belphie is unamused by this idiot.

Mata has lower test scores than Mammon (which is incredibly impressive in its own right) but has a big heart. He just doesnt know how to use it. He attempts every cheesy way to woo Belphie and has so far been unsuccessful but who knows what the future holds!

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different hairstyles and such

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For the art thing, may I get B1 for Luci?

thank you so much for the request, anon!

as cute as this is, i love Lu so much that it honestly hurts my soul a bit to draw him ooc :')

but it was still fun and i hope you like it!!

Lucifer please forgive me

(expression prompts here)

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🧼The brothers + datebles as SOAP 🧼

Part 1 (brothers)

1.lord diavolo👑🖤

2.barbetous 🐀💚

3.simeon😇💛

4.shady grandpa🧙‍♂️🤍

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🧼The brothers + datebles as SOAP 🧼

Part 2(datebles)

1.lucifer 🦚💙

2.mammon💛💰

3.levithan 🧡🎮

4.satan🐈💚

5.asmodeuse💕🦂

6.beelzebub❤🪰

7.belphigor🐄💜

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part 1 of me making obey me crused images because I was bored :)