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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

#mood

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#me talking about my delusional career schemes to my sister and katya

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drake?

#YEAH

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please just read the whole thing

#good soup #bless

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#PLEASE

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#love these assholes #this scene is everything

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hi this is saph os dear-ao3 and i am queuing all of your posts rn and it makes my heart so entirely happy that 1. they're all cropped properly 2. they're all edited properly 3. they're all legible and 4. they're all funny. submit all the tags you want at literally any time this is a wonderful queuing experience i wish everyone who submitted was exactly like you i haven't had to delete a single one yet MWAH

♥️ I am getting a good grade in submitting posts, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

(I do have more but it wouldn't let me submit any more, I'll try again later)

#HAHAHAHAHA no i love that #please submit more your taste is immaculate #beyond tired of people submitting Wrong or just Unfunny Things #letitimafely the most pleasant queuing experience i’ve had in the 4 years i’ve run this blog

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i know the answer to this one!!!

3tbsp of olive or coconut oil (don’t use butter it burns) in a large pot/saucepan whatever you’ve got. add 3 kernels of popcorn. put lid on. medium to high heat. wait until you hear the three kernels pop. then add in half cup of popcorn kernels. the pan should be hot enough that they will pop pretty instantly. shake pan around as kernels pop. when they’ve stopped popping the popcorn is done. add salt and munch :)

the popcorn gods hate me today guys

i have burned TWO batches trying to get it right, and i can't fcking figure it OUUUUTTTTTT

#never fails #surefire technique #good luck

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mmmm i don’t have tooo many (i don’t think) but let’s see:

-questionable government spies

-untitled document

-redbird

tagging !! @ainti-pretty @femme--de--lettres

WIP ask game

In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

was i tagged? no. fuck that. am i making this thread myself because i want to ? yeah. i make my own rules babey. not many wips bc i finished most of them with deere week! but these r the next ones i wanna tackle :3c

punk au 8

mecha au?

portside au for publish maybe fuck if i know

piano prodigy au but like actually

no pressure tags !! : @theabyssgazesalsointoyou @rising-above-stars @pigeonwit @maybe-i-should-try-harder

#fizz in my notifs JUMPSCARE #but a very welcome jumpscare hello friend how are you #there’s probably more but they’re years and years old and i don’t want to go hunting for them these ones are at the top

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#7 + 8 is 15 #20+40 is 60 #plus 15 is 75

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Did Shane get fired from Top 5 Beatdown?

nah he was getting married but he's on thin ice after the cereal debacle

#sincerely obsessed with this response

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Artist Sign Ups Now Open!

Once again, I am early. Life is short, holidays are tough, and I am impatient lol. Merry Crisis and Happy Holidays everyone!

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my best friend on the phone to me: sorry i had to pause for a second there, i'm driving and my shitty charging cord fell out of my phone and my good one is in my boyfriend's car because of the barrel so i had to readjust it

me: ...what does a barrel have to do with this...

my best friend: well, so there's a barrel. one that's, you know, barrel-sized, and it's taking up a lot of space.

#andie this is gold

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Eugene gets me

#hard agree #i love doing absolutely nothing

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i think i wanna mention the pelvis story isn't even the weirdest story i have it's just a Me thing to have really weird stories apparently

aparently i also have strange stories. i will not elaborate.

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To Be Fair i think it was really funny and also i dont even remember what the tags where that i put it in lmao

i tried to look but forgot tumblrs search feature sucks

#:/

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ah so the one where you called me out on my pelvis story

ive done many things on that blog

#also to be fair #you put it in the notes #how was i not supposed to ask questions huh #don't show up to the devils sacrament if you don't want to see the devil