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it’s actually a life goal of mine to get gay divorced everyone thinks there’s something wrong with me that i’m like i need to get divorced so bad but i feel like it would be fun to casually mention my ex wife in conversations. i’m taking volunteers. it could be totally platonic we could even get married solely to eventually get divorced

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ID: discord messages between fall and mis. fall says "hi het baby <3" to which mis responds "whaT the fuck." End ID.

#screenshots #fall #mis #described #discord

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Context for babies first scandal? I’m scared

SHOCKING: Mis from Morb SMP Comes Out As Straight

#not a real scandal but Everyone Else in the chat is queer so i figured she was until she said otherwise oopsies. #we joked abt it and then she made an incredibly funny notesapp apology #asks #anon #mis

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ID: a notesapp apology. the note reads as follows.

"hey everyone. it has come to my attention that many people in the server were under the impression that i am not straight. unfortunately, i am mostly heterosexual, and i didn't mean to lead anyone on with this assumption. i will try to do better in the future with the honesty regarding my sexuality and will get help for myself as this recent realization has brought a lot of awareness. i didn't mean to hurt anyone, and i take full accountability. i would like to thank everyone for their criticism and plan on changing for the better moving forward. mis."

End ID.

#screenshots #described #mis #the “mostly” heterosexual is bc she is gay married to me and clem in morb smp

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baby's first scandal <333

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ID: discord messages between simon, clem, and fall.

simon says: five am. just as a dream that fhere whag a company that sound dip tous in chocolate and henb mold the chofkgkate to kooj like za horse. goosnivtj clem says: what fall says: five am

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#screenshots #simon #fall #clem #described #discord #typos

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ID: a screenshot from discord. simon sends a screenshot of his computer screen, which shows an image of a man chained to a grilled cheese sandwich with an error message over it that reads "try a different photo, we can't set this one as the lock screen." simon says "FUCK YOU???????" End ID.

#screenshots #simon #described #discord

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ID: minecraft messages from morb smp, season 3.

the chat says: teleported fall to clem. gave 1 powder snow bucket to fall. clem froze to death.

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#screenshots #described #minecraft #fall #clem #morb s3

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ID: minecraft messages between mis, clem, and fall.

mis says: i'm so fucking rich now because of my scam mis says: i mean therapy office clem says: your what fall says: wh what scam mis says: typo

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#screenshots #mis #clem #fall #described #minecraft #morb s3 #lore

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ID: minecraft messages between clem, mis, and fall.

clem was killed while trying to hurt fall. mis says: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ fall says: just say i homicided you and move on

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#screenshots #fall #clem #mis #minecraft #described #morb s3

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ID: minecraft messages between fall and mis.

fall says: are you reeling me in for a gay kiss mis says: yes puckerf up fall says: okay <3 yay <3 mis says: mmkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwaaah fall says: wow what a woman

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#screenshots #fall #mis #morb s3 #described #minecraft #typos #i was referencing that one ed sheeran meme btw i didnt mean to come off as sarcastic or smth

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ID: minecraft messages between simon and fall.

simon says: do you want to test my labryth fall says: yes one sec simon says: labrybth simon says: labritnh simon says: labryith simon says: hold on fall says: keep going you got this simon says: labyrinth. got it fall says: YOO

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#screenshots #fall #simon #minecraft #described #morb s3 #typos

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ID: minecraft messages between clem, fall, and pyro.

clem says: pizza time don't fling me in the void or sacrifice me to any malicious entities please fall says: :) pyro says: (: clem says: hey. what happened there pyro says: you fell clem says: into a pit that did not exist thirty seconds ago fall says: or so you claim pyro says: crazy! must've been a sinkhole clem says: a two block wide sinkhole pyro says: the world is a crazy place

End ID.

#screenshots #fall #clem #pyro #described #morb s3 #food mention cw

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

hey guys the new minecraft update seems kinda banger

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ID: a minecraft message from clem that says "sadly putting away my industrial sized sharpie." End ID.

#screenshots #clem #minecraft #described #short posts #morb s3

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ID: a minecraft message from clem that says "flying away like the little bitch i am." End ID.

#screenshots #clem #minecraft #described #short posts #morb s3

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ID: minecraft messages between fall and clem.

fall says: you want to eat lamb shoulder? have you considered zoloft instead? clem says: trintellix!

End ID.

#screenshots #fall #clem #minecraft #described #drugs cw #food mention cw