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Bed or Beg

Ailbe: *texting about kpop idols* They both had to bed the CEO to change their hair because they hated it so much.

SassDragon: *laughing* I really hope you meant beg. But I'd bed the CEO to change that, too.

Ailbe: *grumbles* I'd just kill him. Can't make me have ugly hair if you dead.

#we're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ailbe #sassdragon #bed or beg #kpop #kpop fans #guess the kpop idols

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Flarp

SassDragon: Is that slime?

Ditgar: It's Flarp.

SassDragon: Fart slime?

Ditgar: Yeah, fart slime. You finger it and it farts.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #sassdragon #Ditgar #flarp #slime

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A Sister Shanked

*playing Monopoly*

Lilia: Ew, I don't wanna visit Ailbe in jail.

Ailbe: Hi. I shanked a woman.

Squish: It was me.

#our board games get dark okay #We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #lilia #ailbe #squish #a sister shanked #The sisters #monopoly #board games

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Bee Meat

Sand: Honey is just bee meat.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #sand #bee meat #honey #bees

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Please Change Clothes

Ditgar: If I disappear into a rock for fifteen years, please change clothes by the time I come back.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ditgar #please change clothes #sassdragon doesn't even remember the context of this #but she's sure it was a video game

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The Demon Lands

Ailbe and SassDragon: *playing Phasmophobia*

SassDragon: *dies immediately after trying to use the Ouija board and forgetting to say goodbye*

Ailbe and Sand: You always say goodbye! You don't just walk away!

SassDragon: Look, she wasn't responding! I expect her to respond if I'm making the effort to connect my soul to the demon lands!

Ailbe: ...Connect... Your soul... To the demon lands...

Ailbe: *starts turning it into a song*

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ailbe #sassdragon #sand #the demon lands #phasmophobia #video games

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Curds and Whey

Ailbe and Squish: *debating over allergies and consuming them*

Ailbe: I'm allergic to dairy, so does that mean I should try whey?

Ailbe:

Ailbe: Not Wuxian. I'm talking curds and whey.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #curds and whey #Ailbe #squish #sisters #the untamed #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi

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Smart Ditgar Vs. Stupid-Ass Ditgar

Ditgar: *trying to justify purchasing something to the group*

Everyone: Do it!

Ditgar: Oh, I will. I've already talked myself into it.

Ditgar: See, there was a long conversation between smart me and stupid-ass me. Thing is, stupid-ass me doesn't shut up, likes to talk over smart me, has a lot more experience with running my life, and gets more screentime in my head. But hey, even smart me had to admit this thing looks pretty cool.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ditgar #smart ditgar vs stupid-ass ditgar #justified purchases #memes

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A Very Untamed Senior Year

Ailbe and SassDragon: *watching A Very Potter Senior Year*

Sorty: The sword of Gryffindor is hidden in me.

Ron: How did it get there?

Scarfy: Well, that was me.

Ailbe: What is this? The Untamed?

SassDragon: *pained* ...You know, I had completely erased that from my memory, Ailbe.

*later*

Ailbe: You could say it was a bichen experience.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ailbe #sassdragon #a very untamed senior year #a very potter musical #a very potter senior year #sorty #ron weasley #scarfy #the untamed

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The Psychopath

Sand: Out of the whole group, who do you think would be most capable of killing you?

Ditgar: Probably Ailbe. She scares me. She's a psychopath. In a good way.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #sand #ditgar #ailbe #the psychopath #we love her #but she's scary #please don't make her angry

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The Asexual Simp

Ailbe: Now, I don't usually simp... *looks at kdrama character* But I would get into a common law marriage with that man.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #ailbe #the asexual simp #kdrama #simp

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Angst

Ailbe and SassDragon: *writing together*

Ailbe: How far do you wanna go with this angst thing?

SassDragon: Riding an angst dragon through an angst storm, to an angst desert disguised as an angst oasis, while wearing angst clothing, after eating angst for breakfast.

Ailbe: Mmm. Love me some Angst Toast Crunch.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #Ailbe #sassdragon #angst #writing

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Weird Noises

SassDragon to Ailbe: Look, I make weird noises, okay? You sneeze like a bunny, I hiccup like a rubber chicken.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #sassdragon #Ailbe #weird noises

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Frick Frack Paddywack

*two minutes after waking up*

Older Squish Nibling: *rambling about redstone on Minecraft*

Squish: Hun, I just woke up. I don't know what the frick frack paddywack you're talking about. Gimme a couple hours.

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #frick frack paddywack #squish #nibling = niece/nephew #older nibling #minecraft #we're still here! #just busy!

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Dressing

Squish: *doing a virtual assignment for school* Darn it, I forgot what IV dressing my patient had!

Ailbe: *immediately* Ranch. Thousand Island. What other dressings are there?

#We're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #squish #Ailbe #dressing #nursing student #sisters #The sisters

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Bagel Bite Soul

Sand: There is a bagel bite in my soul-shaped void.

#we're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #sand #bagel bite soul #bagel bites #souls

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Buying Cash

*at a pizza buffet*

Squish: Don't they have one of those things where you buy cash?

SassDragon: You mean where you buy tickets?

Squish: No, cash. You - you buy cash.

SassDragon: ...An ATM?

Squish: Yeah, that!

#we're all mad here #all the lovely mad ones #squish #sassdragon #buying cash #atm