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allabtnothin · 4 years
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“maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”
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“Is this what having feelings is like?”
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allabtnothin · 4 years
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I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped
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allabtnothin · 4 years
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so today was my first day back at camp and this years basically my first year where im like being a full on girl at camp and so like i was with my group today which is mostly kids whove known me for like 3 years at this point and one kid who knows me less well and like this kids 9 right so he asks me if im a boy or a girl like right off the bat cuz well, hes 9. I tell him im a girl and one of the other kids is like What!? no youre not. and im like i sure am. Another kid asks “then why were you a boy last year?” im like getting ready to figure out how the hell im gonna explain this to a kid in like 4 seconds. and then another kid asks “omg was you pretending to be a boy just an elaborate joke you and the other counselors were playing on us?!??” i just kinda stand there and im like………………………… yes. they all get cracked up because they think me pretending to be a boy was like, the funniest, most long term prank that has ever been committed to them and like i gotta say, i wholeheartedly agree that being amab is just a fucking joke.
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I wonder what’s happening to the mini crewmates when you get voted out
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allabtnothin · 4 years
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being a student with ADHD is like: for every 10 minutes i sit down and work i need 30 minutes pacing in my kitchen scrolling aimlessly on my phone
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I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 
JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
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I went through a phase of giving our pets exclusively human names. What are your pets’ names? Do they have a people-name or a food name XD? I remember when Amanda was put into my arms, I couldn’t believe that she wasn’t a sheep. I believe she was a fox terrier.
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Me as a crewmate means a win for the impostors
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allabtnothin · 4 years
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i love when catholics call it appropriation when people dress as sexy nuns and shit for halloween, like dude one could argue your entire faith is appropriation 
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(O.C.) Muna 🌸 
A gift drawing for one of my best friends 💞  This is Muna, a Paladin of ‘Good’. She’s a dear character from him from an older D&D campaign he created. (She’s in the same universe as all his campaigns though!) 
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I said it wasn’t me-
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more from the photo shoot
Hair By Briana Cece 
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allabtnothin · 4 years
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when you leave your pokemon at the daycare too long
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Buff Pokemon Pins made by Kelly Angel
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