alldaddy

[alldaddy]

this is half serious half crack.

#ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ ♘ ( meme. )

[alldaddy]

this is half serious half crack.

#ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ ♘ ( meme. )

[alldaddy]

like this for a starter call ♡

#° 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱 ; ✞ ooc. #ill work on these tomorrow! #theyll be shortish (:

[alldaddy]

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄 . independent  role  play  for  ODINN ALFODIR  of  norse  myth;  king  of  asgard  &  god  of  wisdom  and  fury.  extremely  headcanon  based  with  little  marvel  influence.  minors  +  personals  dni.  written  +  loved  by  charlie.  est.  june  2014.  an  exploration  of:  duty  over  personal  relationships, recklessness  to  wisdom,  morally  grey  characters,  escaping  prophecy,  breaking  the  cycle,  the  cost  of  wisdom

#° 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱 ; ✞ self promo. #howdy doo dee

[alldaddy]

🐤

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN'! // @othunderous

#° 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 ; ✞ modern. #i hate him #pls #othunderous

[alldaddy]

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queue vili seething in the corner lmfao // @redhead-reporter

#° 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 ; ✞ college. #redhead reporter #dont think i forgot about this au <3

[alldaddy]

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it's the 'absolutely not' for me. // @gwenbiote

#° 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 ; ♡ gwen stacy. #hiiii ur second dad is bac

[alldaddy]

the way i view chris as modern odin is like tyler rake! chris rather than thor! chris. just to not bring up confusion 😊 ... well i'm sure confusion is still inevitable but yknowwww.

#° 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱 ; ✞ ooc.

[alldaddy]

I'll just be over here, enjoying that gray in his hair

#° 𝔣𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 ; ✞ visage.

[alldaddy]

#° 𝔡𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔭𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 ; ✞ isms. #odin woukd be a fkn great girl dad idk what to tell u

[alldaddy]

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

Using this generator.

#° 𝔡𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔱𝔶 ; ✞ memes. #did this on sawyer yesterday and had a BLAST

[alldaddy]

                                      𝗛𝗘  𝗖𝗔𝗡  𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟  𝗕𝗬  𝗛𝗘𝗥  𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘  𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧  𝗦𝗛𝗘'𝗦  𝗡𝗢𝗧  𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗟𝗬  𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧  𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗬.  years  of  getting  to  know  her  peeling  back  her  layers  and  being  able  to  read  her  like  an  open  book  𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵  𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲  𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆-𝘁𝘄𝗼  𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗱  𝗳𝗼𝗻𝘁  allowing  him  to  gage  just  how  in  trouble  he  actually  is.  odin  leans  back  in  his  office  chair,  hands  clasped  and  resting  on  his  middle  as  he gently  sways  back  and  fourth.  a  𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸  𝗼𝗳  𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲  forms  on his  face,  lips  pursing  in  through  before  he  casually  shrugs,  ❛  i  . . .  may  have  asked  vili  about  a  dress.  but  you  can't  prove  it  was  about  your  wedding  dress.  ❜  he  explains,  lips  tugging  into  a  ghost  of  a  cheeky  grin  as  he  tilts  his  head  slightly.

                                      one  hand  reaches  out,  genturing  for  her  to  come  closer,  ❛  c'mon,  babe.  can  ya  blame  me?  ❜  he  asks  sweetly,  offering  the  rare  sight  of  𝗽𝘂𝗽𝗽𝘆  𝗱𝗼𝗴  𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀,  ❛  you  ever  think  that  maybe  i'm  just  excited  to  marry  you?  ❜  

"...Or, you know, you could just stop insulting my intelligence and ADMIT you were trying to get your brother to tell you about my wedding dress. I won't even be mad about it." MJ suggested as she leaned her hip against the doorway to Odin's office, arms folded triumphantly across her chest. Their planner had warned that including Vili in her shopping trip might prove to be TOO tempting for the Borrson bothers, make one or both of them desperate to talk the other about what she'd chosen. But MJ wasn't exactly known for responding the way one expected when told NO, and besides - she'd wanted Vili to be there, so he was. Simple as that.

º ✧ 。a SHORT STARTER bc mj is back with @alldaddy !

#° 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 ; ♡ mj watson. #redhead reporter #HE DOESNT WANNA WAIT OK?

[alldaddy]

via bimbo.theory

#/▸✧ 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘙 . #WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY ME #IM CRYING HAHAHA

[alldaddy]

                                  —— 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞  𝗚𝗢𝗗  𝗛𝗘'𝗗  𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡  𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘  𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡  𝗛𝗘  𝗛𝗔𝗗.  thank  god  they  planned  to  go  out  for  lunch  unprompted.  thank  god  he  was  with  her.  thank  god  he  was  with  her.  in  all  reality,  something  had  felt  off  for  a  couple  of  days,  what  with  a  missing  key  card  and  slight  shifts  in  her  hotel  room  that  were  chalked  up  to  hotel  staff.  but  the  reality  was  so  much  more  sinister,  so  much  more  terrifying  that  odin  didn't  want  to  fathom  what  could  have  happened  if  mj  had  been  alone.  sure,  she  could  take  care  of  herself,  but  that  creep  would  have  gotten  the  jump  on  her,  just  like  he'd  tried  to  get  the  jump  on  him. 

                                  being  twice  the  man's  size  and  filled  to  the  brim  with  muscle,  it  didn't  take  much  to  restrain  the  assailant  in  a  headlock  after  he'd  launched  himself  out  of  the  closet.  odin  had  no  idea  if  the  man  had  a  weapon  on  him  or  what  his  plans  were  once  he'd  left  his  hiding  spot,  but  he  was  not  about  to  find  out.  managing  to  get  the  man  in  a  chokehold,  odin  managed  to  easily  restrain  the  stalker  while  yelling  at  mj  to  call  security.  

                                 what  felt  like  an  instant  was  a  minute  or  two  before  security  showed  up,  managing  to  pass  the  intruder  off  to  them  and  instantly  running  to  mj's  side.  hands  cupped  her  cheeks,  looking  over  her  face  while  asking  if  she  was  okay  before  the  knife  skittered  across the  floor.  oh  fuck.  odin's  heart  started  beating  just  that  much  harder  in  his  chest  at  the  realization  of  just  how  bad  everything  could  have  gotten.  strong  arms  enveloped  her,  one  hand  cradling  the  back  of  her  head  as  he  brought  her  against  his  chest,  ❝ shh,  s'alright.  i  gotcha,  baby.  i  gotcha. ❞  lips  press  to  the  top  of  her  head  before  peering  down  at  her,  cupping  her  face  once  again,  ❝ let's  get  you  outta  here,  alright? ❞  he  has  no  idea  where,  just  away  from  him. 

Her eyes were seeing it but her brain couldn't process it - the KNIFE that lay where Odin had kicked it across the floor, edges wickedly sharp and glinting in the glare of the overhead lights. The man pinned face down on the marble floor by the newly arrived hotel security officer, still SCREAMING MJ's name and begging her to understand. How much he loved her, supported her, needed to meet her because he was certain that they BELONGED together...

How long had he been hiding in her closet? How often had he gained access to her room? And what would've happened if Odin HADN'T been there when he decided to show himself?

As the sound of rapidly approaching police sirens began to wail outside the window, MJ stepped into her boyfriend's open arms and fell to PIECES - sobbing against his chest, fists balled into the fabric of his shirt.

º ✧ 。something HORRIBLE happened to mj --- save her, @alldaddy !

#𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 /▸✧ 𝘔𝘑 + 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥-𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 . #redhead reporter #𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘯 /▸✧ 𝘔𝘖𝘋𝘌𝘙𝘕 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘌 . #KJHDIUHUIGHER HOIW DARE U

[alldaddy]

listen if odin sees a post with the word 'daddy' in it, consider it his own personal bat signal. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

#ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ♘ ( ooc. ) #I DONT MAKE THE RULES

[alldaddy]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH for Swisse - Vitamins & Supplements

#/▸✧ 𝘝𝘐𝘚𝘈𝘎𝘌 . #👀👀👀

[alldaddy]

Send ❧ if you would ship your muse with my muse.

Or send  ❧ along with your favorite ship with my muse. Or send  ❧ along with the name/URL of someone you think I should ship with.

#/▸✧ 𝘔𝘌𝘔𝘌 .