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Chapter Three is out now!

Fresh off the presses: it's my brand-new E-rated Genshin Impact fic! I've had a blast writing this one, and it's been exciting to play with the content warning and expand my usual broody drama romance fare into a decidedly saucy direction ;). It's on AO3 now, so check it out!

When Lumine refuses Ayaka's request to break Master Masakatsu out of prison, she finds herself isolated on the fringes of Inazuman society, fighting for survival in a foreign land. By the time the Shogun scrapes her off the streets, Lumine has lost faith in her quest across Teyvat and, more importantly, herself - but that won’t stop Raiden Ei from putting her back together again in Inazuma’s image. Thrust into the heart of the Shogun's court, Lumine must to adapt to life as an Imperial courtesan, juggling dueling allegiances to both sides of a civil war, a bitter shrine maiden who's none too happy with Ei's pretty new showpiece, and the Schneznayan conspiracy unfolding at the heart of Inazuma - all while contending with the absolute taboo: letting Raiden Shogun capture her heart. The last problem wouldn't be such an issue if Ei and Lumine could stop having so much confusing sex.

Check it out here!

#genshin impact #genshin fanfic #raiden shogun #raiden x lumine #fanfic #fanfiction

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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My Hand for a Library

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ysEjhI

by AllisonIlluminated

When a ministry law mandates all former Death Eaters receive muggleborn spouses to rejuvenate the old bloodlines, Hermione snags Draco Malfoy’s marriage contract so she can have pure, unfettered access to the Malfoy library, the largest private collection of magical texts in Britain. It’s only logical, of course. It takes her a few months to realize that there might be something to the man that came with her new collection of books.

Draco’s new wife is the most infuriating, swottish, oblivious woman he’s ever had to deal with, and Draco would be considerably less angry about falling in love with her if she would notice his existence for longer than five minutes.

Words: 3024, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley

Additional Tags: Marriage Law Challenge, Arranged Marriage, Forced Marriage, Falling In Love, Libraries, BAMF Hermione Granger, Romance, Humor, Almost Crack, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, this is adorable fluff no angst here, Hermione hasn’t come up for air from the library in five years, draco is a jilted housewife, house arrest, Good Narcissa Black Malfoy, Narcissa is a lovely mom, Lady and the Tramp (1955) References, The Most Noble and Ancient House of Malfoy, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Society (Harry Potter), POV Hermione Granger, Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, cliched nonsense i wrote to not work on finals but we love to see it, Who doesn’t like a good marriage law fic?, Demisexuality

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ysEjhI

#oh hey it's me

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#lovely

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I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

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throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think

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✨Light Dragon ✨💧🩵💚

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Congrats?

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pokemon fans rn

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Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.

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The original percy jackson series is about cycles of abuse and neglect, right. Were introduced to percy as a kid who has clearly been left behind by a school system that has given up on him, restless and unengaged and self-defetist because hes been given nothing that works for him and no one even tries to meet him where he is. Then hes told no, listen, your neurodivergence is amazing and you just need to be given something that actually utilizes your unique palatte. And thats obviously the uplifting idea rick wanted for his kids, right. But once we get to know chb the same cycles are happening there too. There are kids "left behind" there too for one reason or another, because their parents dont want to claim them, because their parents werent important enough to get a cabin. Do you get it, all the kids who dont fit the most common neurotypes get shoved into the same closet. Kids are being left in a cruel world to fend for themselves without the tools they need. Theyre dying because no one bothered to accommodate them. Its such an obvious parallel that the first chapter introduces a teacher whos written to be especially hard on percys disability and she turns out to literally be one of these monsters trying to kill him. Meanwhile sally jackson tells him she named him after Perseus because she wanted a redemption for a hero whos story ended in tragedy. Meanwhile every book in the series replicates a greek myth step for step until the moment they break the cycle. Annabeth, playing Odysseus, is talked down from her hubris and grounded by her friends. Percy, playing Heracles, meets someone wronged by the original Heracles and rights his wrongs by refusing to go down the same selfish path as him. Monsters are reborn because they are--as the books explicitly call them--achetypes. These kids are stuck inside the cyclical nature of mythology because thats what happens to mythology, it gets retold over and over again. But these are the kids who have to live it. The series ends with percy being offered immortality and he rejects it because he wants to use his godly favor to force them to break their cycle of neglecting their kids. The series ends with a declaration that we cant keep letting this happen. The very first book offees the same choice. It ends with percy refusing to keep the head of medusa as a spoil of war, refusing his heroic reward. He lets his mother have the head and use it to kill gabe. Isnt that fucking crazy for a kids book? Gabe wasnt a Monster. He wasnt going to Turn to Dust and Disappear in a narratively convenient way. He was a living breathing mortal dude and percy and his mom killed him without remorse. Break the cycle of abuse!!!! Dont let this happen again!!! Anyway thats why the original percy jackson series is Hey where are you going with our breadsticks

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silly thing

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Sorry competitive pokemon players but fling+thief mew is fucking funny