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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

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No matter what happens in these bizarre internet marketing times, we’ll always be your friendly neighborhood

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They’re dating, your honor

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now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it’s time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it’s not called a “retweet”, it’s called a “reblog”, but if you’re REALLY cool, you refer to it as a “rebagel”

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them “irrelevant”, but it is actually more stinging to call them “irrelephant”

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you’re supposed to say “i like your shoe laces”. the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is “thanks, i stole them from the president”

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called “nightblogging”, and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

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Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

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I had an interesting night last night

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matching shirts for you and your bff

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bridget and the marimos

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she’s a trend setter 

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just a normal girl with a normal life