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Morro: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Seliel: What? Morro: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
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Morro: Maybe I have been manipulated and betrayed. It happens.
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Harumi: I see great pain in your future. Lloyd: You're gonna hit me, aren't you? Harumi: Yes
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Lloyd before becoming leader: Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be, like, third?
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Pixal: Is everyone here? Lloyd, Nya, Smarta//, Dumb, Dumber...
Jay: Hey!
Zane: It's ok, I'll be dumber.
PIxal: I love how you recognized who I was talking about immediately.
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WyldFyre: Die. Euphrasia: Please don't die! WyldFyre: DIE! Euphrasia: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Arin, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Sora, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Euphrasia doesn't want WyldFyre to set it on fire.
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Sora: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? WyldFyre: Microwave for 40 minutes. Euphrasia: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? WyldFyre: I heard boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Arin: Did you burn an orange too? How??? WyldFyre: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Sora: *falls down the stairs* Euphrasia: Are you okay? Arin: Stop falling down the stairs! You're literally a cat! WyldFyre: How’d the ground taste?
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Kai: [on the phone] What if I told you I was looking at your missing Gi right now
Lloyd: Describe it to me
Kai: It’s a Green and Gold Gi.
Lloyd: That’s it
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Harumi:Y'know, I appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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Nya: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!
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Arin: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Arin & Sora: One, two, three- Arin & Sora: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Euphrasia: Our turn, WyldFyre. One, two, three- Euphrasia: Vanilla! WyldFyre: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Kai: Is it still visible? Where Nya slapped me? Cole: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Jay: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Zane: A palm reader could tell 3's future by looking at your face. Lloyd: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Kai: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
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Akita: Is something burning? Lloyd, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Akita: Lloyd, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Lloyd, texting Akita: Hey do you like anyone? Akita: Yeah you Lloyd: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends Akita: *Yeah, you? Akita: Oh haha sorry lol Lloyd: *dies inside*
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Little!Lloyd: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Gene: You sleep with a teddybear. Little!Lloyd: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Harumi: I have issues. Lloyd: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Harumi: With you.
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