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be free!!

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Honey, what's tommorow again?

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

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No one asked but this reminded me of this Mario doodle that has become a beloved family heirloom

Luigi fans who hate Mario are insane because if you ever told Luigi you hate Mario he would start crying and then put his dukes up while still crying

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*scrooge voice* spirit of christmas future, for what wretched soul do they play the crab rave? spirit, take away this frightful vision! let me not see these hateful crabs!

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Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

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while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

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I went to a pro-Palestine protest and I later saw that one of the local newspapers had written about it calling it a “pro-Hamas” rally. I left a lengthy comment on the article telling off the author for journalistic malpractice because not one of speakers at the rally ever said that they supported Hamas. He also conveniently omitted the fact that Jewish Voice for Peace was a major organizer of the event to try and make it seem like every single person at the rally was a Muslim. A few days later, the article got taken down. Keep calling out the mainstream media on their hypocrisy and dishonesty - your advocacy DOES make a difference!

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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

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Uh oh! The Oracle has killed herself rather than face the future she foresaw. Market analysts are speculating this may be bad for the economy

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as soon as i figure out whether there’s any practical difference between ‘that’ and ‘which’ in a sentence, you’re all finished

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umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged believes in nuance and grey areas so i'd delete that if i were you

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ur local applebees waitress who takes smoke breaks every 45 minutes and has a bf who looks like jesse pinkman and has a knockoff coach purse that she has nips in and is abrasive to new employees but after you’ve been there a month she tells you out back that if a guy twice your age ever hits on you to go get her and she’ll rip his dick off. she’s a better person than every single online idiot who says small talk is ableist

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SO EXCITED FOR THE MOVIE MADOKA FOREVERRRRR