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#St Hummel #YesssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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i’m your girl boyfriend i’m your boy girlfriend i’m your girlboy bestie and i’m never gonna die

#i LOVE They Might Be Giants

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#this moment always sends me

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100 GLEE MOMENTS: ↳ 1/100: have you noticed that no one has said ‘boo’ to me this week?

#Kurt is cold and distant and cruel!!!!#When people are like I just....

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"not even remotely bi-curious" is such an ABSURD opening line. I seriously can't get over it and it's been 9 years...

Also... While Whistle is absolutely an inappropriate song for a high school show choir competition...

At the same time, the first song we hear from an actual show choir performance in the entire show is Rehab, so it's not like anyone seems to care much about content :p

It's bizarre. Truly bizarre and also unnecessary??? By that point we weren't at the season 6 actually-the-Warblers-ARE-a-gay-joke era yet... Although that line was definitely a pre-cursor of what was to come.

Rehab truly was a bizarre choice also... What the fuck

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Question for Hunter: How many men's asses did you touch, and how often?

Asking for no reason whatsoever.

Hunter is a MESSY fucking bitch but because I hate Ryan Murphy with every fibre of my being I choose to embrace it in a Riverdale-irony sense. How many Warbler asses are there? Because it's that x however many rehearsals they had before sectionals.

Like okay king you and the homies going to go up on stage for a HIGH SCHOOL show choir competition and sing a song about blowjobs?

Huntbastian is sort of a grey area in my mind, but I do like the idea of them meeting and Sebastian being so petty about being usurped as Warbler captain (because fuck the council ig) that when he first sees Hunter and IMMEDIATELY recognises him like "Oh, he??? he's absolutely fucking unhinged isn't he????" decides to use that for evil.

Like I have more serious theories and HCs about how and why Sebastian let the steroids thing happen but, putting that on the backburner because it's ridiculous, I think Sebastian put Whistle into his head as an appropriate song while acting as his henchman. Like, rubbing his shoulders, whispering ideas to him and just seeing exactly how buckwild he could make Hunter act.

Also circling back to the original point of this question? After he gives all those butt jabs to everybody else, still wearing that weird fucking tank top for some reason???? He walks out into the rehearsal room and goes "alright, now who's going to inject MY ass??" with his hands on his hips and a big smirk like it's some kind of prize.

Which Sebastian loses his mind at, of course.

#Hunter Clarington #Sebastian Smythe #tw drugs #tw needles #Like fr I love Hunter Clarington #He's so insane I really think he fell out of a CW show into Glee by mistake

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wow season 6 of Riverdale looks great