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It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

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bro no homo but if we were fictional characters there would be so much fanfic where we kiss

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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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Just this scene…

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queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

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#i hope this is what kiwis will look like in planet zoo

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they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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#its so much worse

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If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

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the issue w my cat is that now i literally don’t ever wanna be out of my house. like. hellow. that’s where my son is? 🤔 🐈‍⬛ ❓😻❤️🐱

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in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

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This is what NBC Hannibal is about

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Just married

The wedding portrait for weilan and their flower fur-boi 🤍

A fantastic commission request from @plavoptice

I’ve never considered this idea for the art myself, so it was very sweet to draw

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Close talkers. This is why I’m an introvert.

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a bunch of random studies from last week

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presenting the casual pirate beach look, modeled by captain james flint.