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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

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The girlies are far to distracted by my big beautiful horse to ever notice my slovenly behavior

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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

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What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game?! #5 Made in Blender, with ACNL assets.

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tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

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My ACNH title is Weak Artist and I feel no need to change it ever

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POV you are an animal crossing villager and your local island representative who has been presumed dead for 5 months reappears to redecorate the town for fall

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okay king

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They regret getting office jobs

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visited my boyfriend's island

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isabelle i literally have no idea what you’re talking about

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visited my boyfriend's island

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My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.