I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.
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these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum
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eleventh plague. emails.
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤���
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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why is this so funny
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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision
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I have friends and family in Israel.
I worry for them constantly.
However...
Some of my friends feel like Midwesterners in the USA who go outside to watch tornados, except for them it's missiles.
Me: Mosh, wtf are you doing online? Shouldn't you be in a shelter?
Mosh: Nah, I was outside.
Me: ...no fuckin way...
Mosh: It was like a meteor shower.
Me: ...ballistic missile?
Mosh: Yeah.
Me: That meteor shower can kill you.
Mosh: Eh, my depression has tried harder.
Me: *choking noises*
I love this idiot, we've been gaming together for over a decade...but damn if this is not a conversation I'd have with someone living in Tornado Alley.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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