alternate-kiza

[alternate-kiza]

Law: Did anything interesting happen while I was away

Apoo: Nothing really, just Penguin chasing Drake with a cork wrench.

Law: There’s a story I need to hear

Apoo: Drake was annoying Penguin while she was working on something.

Law: Is that really all

Apoo: Yep

Law: That’s the most disappointing story I heard about Drake yet.

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[alternate-kiza]

Heat: Would you eat human flesh to survive?

Shachi: No

Luffy: Never

Penguin: Already have

Heat: ….

Shachi: …..

Luffy: …..

Penguin: ….I’m not the only one.

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[alternate-kiza]

Mia calling Kid: Hello my wonderful grandson. I made too much chocolate cake, and I’m going to be delivering some today.

Kid: Grandma, I love you but we are divided by the seas.

Mia: That will not stop me

Kid: Dad, grandma’s coming over today.

Apoo: She’s in the grand line, she’s not going to show up today.

Mia walking in: Nonsense

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[alternate-kiza]

Apoo coming inside: I hate those candles

Penguin: Didn’t you just go outside

Apoo: It smelled funny

Penguin: How so

Apoo: I was smelling the absence of bacon

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/alternate-kiza/747835774878253056/apoo-why-are-you-storing-bacon-grease-kid

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[alternate-kiza]

Apoo: Why are you storing bacon grease?

Kid: Nothing Important

Penguin: What are you going to use it for

Kid: You’ll see

6 months later

Apoo coming home: Why does it smell like bacon?

Kid: I made bacon candles

Penguin behind Apoo: With the bacon grease!?

Kid: Yep

Apoo: How the hell does it smell exactly like bacon!?

Kid: Just a little trick I did while making them

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/alternate-kiza/747913458616549376/alternate-kiza

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[alternate-kiza]

Kid calling Luffy: Where you at?

Luffy: On the beach side

Kid: What are you doing?

Luffy: Playing fetch with a dolphin

Kid: I’ll be there in a bit

Luffy: You wanna play fetch with the dolphins?

Kid: I wanna play fetch with the dolphins

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[alternate-kiza]

Drake: Hey guys, you have to come see this

Law: What happened?

Drake: Wire found a bottle of Ghost’s alcohol

Apoo: Where is he

Drake: In the dining room

Apoo: Hey Wire, you ok?!

Drake: He’s in his wolf form

Zoro: Oh, I’ve never seen a drunk dog yet *Goes to dining room*

Drake: Hey Wire, come here

I only got this far

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[alternate-kiza]

Kid: Hey Lone, welcome back to gravity

Lone: You say it like I’ll forget

Law: You will, we’ve done what you did

Lone: Yeah yeah

Later

Luffy: So how did you do it?

Lone dropping his cup: We had to move sectors in order to be above *Looks for drink*

Luffy: You dropped it

Lone: Fuck

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[alternate-kiza]

Apoo: If you put a nail in a hole

*Directed towards Drake*

Apoo: Shut up

Drake: Wha

Apoo: And you hammer it *Towards Drake* Shut up

Drake: Hey I haven’t even said anything

Law: Shut up you dirty minded dinosaur

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[alternate-kiza]

Hawkins: I need a human skull, and you can’t ask any questions.

Apoo: Only if you also don’t ask any questions.

Hawkins: What…Ok sure

Apoo: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick

Hawkins: ….

Apoo: ….

Hawkins: This one’s fine

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[alternate-kiza]

Shachi: You own an octopus!?

Penguin: Yeah, and some other aquatic creatures

Shachi: How many do you have?

Penguin: As many as I can get

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[alternate-kiza]

Law: Fuck this game, fuck this event *Throws all his things into lava*

*Drake and Zoro laughing*

Law: I’m done, I’m done, I’m throwing it all away, I’m only going to have the mask

Zoro: Here are some items to make it back

Law: Thank you man*Throws it into lava* Thank you man

Drake: How are you going to go back

Law: I’ll log off *Logs off*

With Heat and Wire

Heat hearing Wire laugh: What is it

Wire: I just watched Law throw all his possessions into lava

Heat: They have officially lost it

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[alternate-kiza]

Law sees Heat outside in the cold: Need a blanket?

Heat: That is the last thing I need

Wire walking past: He does this every time he’s hot

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[alternate-kiza]

Apoo dancing in front of graffiti: Join me Baz

Hawkins: I would love too

Apoo: Drake, don’t you dare lick the graffiti

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[alternate-kiza]

Killer: Ah this is awful, and it’s only getting worse, *Gives it to Zoro* here you go

Penguin sarcastically: Thanks Killer

Zoro taking a bite: Why did you give this to me

Penguin: Why did you eat it

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[alternate-kiza]

Kid recording: So Record just decided to jump off a rock

Hawkins popping her head in: Luckily she’s made of steal

*Luffy noticing their in shit and starts making funny faces*

Kid: But her clothes got torn up

Hawkins: We can fix them, it’s not beyond repair.

Kid: We need to stop by and grab that specific color thread-Lulu, what are you doing

Luffy: I was in frame

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[alternate-kiza]

Kid: Hey look, a pizza place

Luffy: Let’s get a pizza

Penguin: Don’t forget we can only get a slice, we aren’t going to be stopping.

*After getting the pizza slice*

Killer: I would come here again

Hawkins: Yeah, it’s really good

Apoo dancing: Pizza~pizza~pizza~

Penguin: We should stop by every pizza place we pass by.

Luffy: That’s a great idea

Law: Then we can find out which ones are gluten friendly

Kid: That didn’t even cross my mind

Apoo: I’m going to be playing music the entire time either way

Penguin: You should write a song for every pizza shop we see

Apoo: Great idea, Baz wanna help

Hawkins: Of course I would

Killer: What will you do if there isn’t a gluten free option?

Law: Review the drinks

Kid: Good compromise

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