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The inevitable part of learning to sew is realising that most of the time you’re not actively sewing

#my husband asked why I had bought fabric when the sewing machine wasn’t even here yet #like my man #there’s soooo much shit I’ve got to do with this fabric before I can sew it

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Well, it’s here and he thinks it’s ridiculous. He had to go show the neighbour.

It’s safe to say my husband wasn’t a fan of the 25oz tumbler I bought (which he called a pathetic excuse for a useless thermos) so I bet he’s gonna absolutely HATE the 40oz one I just ordered

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It’s safe to say my husband wasn’t a fan of the 25oz tumbler I bought (which he called a pathetic excuse for a useless thermos) so I bet he’s gonna absolutely HATE the 40oz one I just ordered

#I love him very much

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tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst

every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes

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Vote with your heart

Please RB for sample size!

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Just curious. The question occurred to me when I was reminded that my preference for about 42°F might be odd.

And yes it's in Fahrenheit because I'm tired and live in the US.

#had to convert the temperature to this silly unit thing to provide an answer #I’m addicted to polls and it shows #14 deg C is where it’s at

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My 1-year-old is really invested in learning animal noises at the moment and completely hypothetically speaking what sort of permanent damage would it cause if I taught him that the fox says “ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding”?

#I wish this was a joke #asking for a friend etc

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me