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[amandabe11man]

in a love/hate relationship with shibitos cause on the one hand, they are absolutely iconic in every way, but also-- why do they sway like this:

like why does them just fucking STANDING there make me feel threatened?? feels like my lizard brain has awoken to some predatory threat or smth

so, to summarize--

me: I love shibitos they are so creepy

also me: I hate shibitos they are so creepy

#forbidden siren #hope this helps

[amandabe11man]

haven't even watched the show or read the book, but am I right or am I right?

#good omens #I said I was intrigued back when it first came out though and it's coming back to me now tbh #might watch it one of these days... and graduate from being a lurker #(LOL GET IT)

[amandabe11man]

the mighty gar...

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

#aw

[amandabe11man]

HoW yaois

#hell on wheels #I'm so happy to be living in a timeline where someone else draws HOW yaois <333

[amandabe11man]

i feel his cunty spirit enter me whenever i bite on a cherry tomato and it bursts in my mouth. i won't ever apologise

#idek this actor's name but he has a stranglehold on tomatoes and always will. amen

[amandabe11man]

Cullen and Swede are my only pillar of sanity rn

#hell on wheels #BRUH YES I NEVER THOUGHT ABT GIVING THEM A SHIPNAME #'two soldiers' is a perfect suggestion. tried and true

[amandabe11man]

been playing truant from work a lot recently. can't wait for jigsaw to put me in the flammable jelly trap ❤️

#saw #saw 2004 #but fr I should stop doing that

[amandabe11man]

when we got to the "paper hearts" episode and I had my revelation that tom noonan has played a creep in everything (three things) I've seen him in so far, tf

#x-files #the other 2 things being hell on wheels and manhunter

[amandabe11man]

going through and giving me olde tc-posts the proper "tru crim"-tag and I accidentally wrote it as "tru crum" lmao

[amandabe11man]

we finished season 4 of the x-files now and with THAT type of cliffhanger/plot twist-thing it's a good thing we weren't old enough to follow the show as it came out back then. hell, for those watching the show "in real time" so to say, they didn't know that it would go on for several more seasons beyond that point. to them, mulder might've actually continued being dead, OR the show could've been cancelled or something and he would've stayed dead too.

yeah it's decades too late but anyway, to all the x-philes (heh) of old: I'm sorry you had to go on thinking that mulder was dead for a while back then. but you made it. I'm proud of you <3

#x-files #reminds me of serumbowl in SNK (which I also read at a later point when I already knew of the outcome) #I can only imagine the insanity of the fandom before it was revealed if it was erwin or armin who got to live #anyway mulder noooOO #idk HOW and when he's gonna come back but... uh. aliens? #c'mon dude don't cry. carl sagan would never lie about there being extraterrestrial life

[amandabe11man]

#death machine #this scene right here #first time I watched DM and this scene came up: that's when I knew it was a comedy

[amandabe11man]

the babygirlification of silas from the da vinci-code is actually something that can be so personal

#god I remember being so disappointed at his casting in the movie #not because paul bettany was bad or anything #simply bc I didn't think he looked albino enough. lmao #the book had me in a headlock back then though gdi #what did dan brown put in that book to make us so obsessed??

[amandabe11man]

Stop reading popular books by Zionist authors!

This includes Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, SJM, Rebecca Yarros, Chloe Walsh, Gabrielle Zevin, Pierce Brown, Carissa Broadbent, Rachel Lynn Solomon, Michelle Hodkin, Taylor Reid Jenkins, etc.

Boycott Zionists’ works!

#thank you spacelazarwolf for actually doing some factchecking #I'm against israel and what they're doing of course but seriously. people #don't just believe what any rando on the internet says about this and that person being a zionist/nazi/whatever #and that goes both ways too ofc. make your own judgments is what I'm saying #and again since this is such an inflamed topic. let me once again state: #I am pro palestine #I am also pro doing your own research to the best of one's ability

[amandabe11man]

wish i could call in bitchy to work

#lawrence gordon after the bathroom

[amandabe11man]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

#which one?

[amandabe11man]

also relevant: "that red pyramid thing" girl (james) just say pyramid head

"That man...in a coat" girl just say walter sullivan

#silent hill

[amandabe11man]

If you want art of a piece of media you do realize that you can just introduce an extremely autistic or horny (preferably both) artist to it and they’ll make it for free for months turning it into their whole personality

#I am both the one who wants to see this niche content AND the extremely autistic and horny artist #I have soooo many sketches waiting to be scanned. almost all of it niche yaoi