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on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

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im very normal about him (lying)

(we r watching a k-drama)

un-glitch vers. under cut

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don't look back y'all Fatal!Error belongs to: @xedramon (Fatal!Error's blog: @fatal-error-blog)

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Definitely not what I usually draw but I really like the sanses ok. Error is my favourite

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*Eats leaf*

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

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iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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Underverse 0.7 part 2 slayed ‼️

Honestly I feel it could've turned out a bit better but I just wanna post it already

Underverse by @jakei95 /@xtaleunderverse

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I had to. He was winking, your honour.

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He wants to play UNO

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Day 15: The last time (ink was allowed to give gifts)

Ink belongs to comyet/myebi

Dream and P!Nightmare belongs to jokublog

Swap belongs to the Undertale Community

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[OCs] head empty, post domestic t4t middle aged men yaoi

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Omg winx

[Winx] come get your glitter girlies ✨