the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BdXzNytnqUw/
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“Uh oh Spicy!” takes me out every time
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why is this so fucking funny to me
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this whole tweet is good but T-Pain’s animal crossing character is killing me like thats. exactly what i was expecting
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me: (dies)
17th century lady ghost in my room that i can suddenly see now: oh hey
me, a ghost: aw fuck
her: yeah
me: so its ghosts? its ghosts?
her: yeah its ghosts
me: is there a heaven i can reach or–
her: its just ghosts
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🍂🐈
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Why is it all the people that barely graduated high school are the ones on facebook sharing “controversial” memes about topics I know they couldn’t grasp in science or history 10 years ago??
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