amphitritemists

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Never forget that Athena was in a room with the goddess of beauty and the queen of the gods and said "yes that apple's for me. I smoke all y'all."

#greek mythology #athena #greek gods #greek goddess #greek myth #trojan war

[amphitritemists]

➚ wake up chester

#jonathan sims #jonathan sims fanart

[amphitritemists]

Do you love Martin Blackwood? Are you excited to have your heartwrenched out again by The Magnus Protocol? Well do I have the server for you:

Where we hang out and talk about The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Protocol, and more!!! Hope to see you there 😊

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus institute #tma #jonathan sims #discord server

[amphitritemists]

[ID: A digital drawing of Jonathan Sims sitting on a bed. He is a thin Arab man with brown skin covered in various scars and body hair, and he has long curly black hair with gray streaks and a beard and mustache to match. His hair is tied in a braid hung over his shoulder and is frizzy with loose hairs poking out everywhere. He is wearing a huge blue t-shirt that's slipping off one shoulder and green boxers, and a pale blush colored duvet rests over his thighs. He sits leaning back on one arm, rubbing his cheek against that shoulder as he smiles softly with only one eye slightly open, looking out of frame. His other hand is scratching at his ribs, lifting the shirt out of the way, exposing his stomach. The bed is pink and the color fades upwards into a muted brown gradient. Speech bubbles show Martin and Jon talking. Martin, out of frame, says "Haha, G'morning, sleepyhead!" and a note points to Jon reading "creaky morning voice" as he says "good morning, love" with hearts around the speech bubble. Martin says "O-OH...." and the speech bubble is accompanied with a tiny doodle of his flustered expression. end ID]

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jon won the eepy poll so have this beautiful man after his first good sleep in the safehouse after years of no rest <3

#jonathan sims #jonathan sims fanart #Oh to eep

[amphitritemists]

Truly loving that we get to see more of Athena and her parenting style. It's no excuse for how she treats Annabeth but I do think we're getting to see a little bit of oldest daughter syndrome. Technically, in greek myths I believe Athena is Zeus' first kid since she was a result of his relationship with Maia. And with all her younger siblings running around Athena had to always be a perfect, shining example for them. It was her responsibility to make her family proud. Now, with her own kids, she can't expect anything less than perfection from them.

#percy jackson #percyjackson #percy jackson show #athena #greek myth #Greek mythology

[amphitritemists]

Chiron and Mr. D: We need you to go on a quest for your dad.

Percy: Hells no! My dad can go on a quest to find me and pay up his child support. No crusty, fish breath deadbeat is worth risking my life—

Grover: You need to go on that quest to save your mom.

Percy: Oh say less. When do we leave?

#percy jackson #percyjackson #percy jackon and the olympians #sally jackson #poseidon #pjo tv show #rick riordan

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Jonathan Sims the Archivist and John Doe from Malevolent are such theater kids. Like why do they both go so hard with their narrations? Especially, John Doe like he could simply be like they're wearing a blue hat but no he has to be all dramatic like "They're wearing a blue hat, Arthur. It's the kind of blue a mother would choose for a nursery. The kind of blue that invites a feeling of calm. But this man. This man has a cold hard look in his eyes like he's seen things too terrible to repeat. I don't trust him. We should probably go." And then Arthur will be like "... Cool story, bro, but I think we should introduce ourselves."

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma #malevolent #arthur lester #malevolent podcast #malevolent john #horror podcast #Genuinely malevolent was terrifying each description was like wtf

[amphitritemists]

I wouldn't wish Miraculous Ladybug on my worst enemy. I've already buried myself in this hole. It's too late for me. The rest of you... save yourselves

#miraculous ladybug #Miraculous ladybug is really just Riverdale for kids

[amphitritemists]

High Noon Over Camelot is one of those rare forms of media that understands a love triangle means that all 3 members have feelings for each other

#love triangle #high noon over camelot #hnoc #arthur pendragon #guinevere pendragon #lancelot

[amphitritemists]

How I decide what media I want to enjoy:

#1 ) If I can't picture an animatic of the characters set to a Crane Wives' song I dont want it

#the crane wives #the magnus archives #our flag means death #good omens #what we do in the shadows #arcane #nimona

[amphitritemists]

Odysseus: Did you do something to them?

Circe: Who? Me? All I did was reveal their true forms

Odysseus: You turned them into pigs...

Circe: Did I stutter?

#circe #greek myth #the odyssey #odysseus #epic the musical #Not a day goes by that I don't spare a thought for this absolute queen #She can keep doing what she's doing

[amphitritemists]

I feel like most people interpret "I never understood the phrase like a deer in the headlights until she looked me in the eyes for the first time" as Jack immediately frozen, terrified, and intrigued by her cause hes literally about to be hit with something dangerous but bright. However, I always thought it was the reverse and he was describing Agnes' eyes. Like imagine a wide eyed Agnes seeing something in Jack, maybe recognizing that spark of hope, and being absolutely caught and terrified cause he was going to derail everything she was born to be.

#tma #the magnus archives #jack barnabas #agnes montague #tma spoilers #the desolation

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Yall ever just watch a foreign historical film and think "wow this could contend for an Oscar if the Oscar wasn't run by racist snobs that can barely read subtitles"

#This is about Gangubai Kathiawadi #indian cinema #bollywood #tollywood #oscars

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major if u ship Tim and Oliver does this mean their beloved children Poundcake and Mori have met. this is so fucking important

i have fantastic news

[ID: A monochrome comic on a pink background of Poundcake the pit bull and Mori the black cat. In the first two panels, Poundcake is drawn with more detail, while Mori is more of a vageuly cat-shaped blob with a face, and the final panel shows them with similar levels of higher detail. Poundcake and Mori are near each other, Poundcake standing and leaning close with big shiny eyes, and Mori hunched down in nervousness. Tim and Oliver speak off-screen.

Tim: Be sweet, pup-cake~ Oliver: Aw, Mori, it's okay!

Then Mori proceeds to bap Poundcake on the face with his paw, wrinkling her forehead, to which she does not react.

Tim: Oop- Oliver: Oh dear

Later, Poundcake is laying her head down and smiling as Mori gently holds her still with one paw as he grooms her just under her ear, purring.

Tim and Oliver: AWWWW

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[amphitritemists]

Red, White, and Royal Blue spoilers

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me realize the difference between football and rugby."

Me through a mouthful of popcorn: I don't know what that means but I want it

#red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #rwrb film #rwrb #rwrb spoilers

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Good Omens S2 Spoilers

When the time comes for Aziraphale to apologize and for Crowley to hit him with the "I forgive you" I need someone to write down the date and time and take it to the morgue so that they know my time of death exactly.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley&aziraphale

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Red, White, and Royal Blue movie review

I love this movie and the actors did a great job at bringing the romance in the book to the screen buuuuuut I also feel like the movie watered down and took away everything that made this book special just to make a safer film that would appeal more to straight girls that want to see two hot guys kiss rather than queer kids who want to see themselves represented.

They took away the Luna plotline and how corrupt the Republican party was in the book to... I guess make the film less politically controversial? The election itself held way less significance than it did in the original novel giving us no real reason to cheer madame president's re-election other than she's Uma Thurman and she's one of the main character's mom so yeah cool she wins.

They took away the divorce plotline and Alex struggling with sexuality. The divorce was huge because it meant that Henry's character had to bear the brunt of the emotional tones in this film, being the one who lost his father and having homophobic family members. It took away a way for these two to connect on a personal level because I never felt like Alex had much to open up about in the film as compared to Henry's struggles. Not to mention Alex coming to term with his sexuality at an older age was so validating for queer readers who didn't realize they were queer until they were adults. And it made him coming out to his mom make less sense cause he knew he was bi for so long and that his family were supportive of queer rights so why the hold up? (And why was there no "congrats your bi but does it have to be the prince" powerpoint)

Finally, they cut the white house trio and watered the friendships entirely. Too often we see gay couples on screen and it's them against the world but Red, White, and Royal Blue showed that wasn't the case. There will be people who hate us but there are also people who will love and accept us if we let them in. By becoming a couple, Henry and Alex each expanded their social circle and it was such a beautiful thing to see because this book wasn't just about romantic love. It's how that romantic love gave these two the courage to seek more love from family and friends and that's what really brought them happiness in the end. The movie just missed that.

Again, I love this film and this story but 4/5 stars because it had the potential to be so much better and I'm disappointed with how much of the heart was lost

#red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #alex clairmont diaz #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #lgbtq+ #queer movies