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anaccident4 · 6 months
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anaccident4 · 7 months
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Now hear me out
What if right
What if brackett had a fish tank in his office
I feel like I'm dumping my hobby onto my favourite character but like there was potential hear me out
I was absolutely obsessed with the episode Tee Vee when I was younger, still am. But I think part of it had to do with the idea of Kel having a fish tank in his office. Ignore my absolute projecting but what if my guy like. Idk decided after the whole thing to get his own fish tank
It wouldn't even have to be a huge one, like a 10 gallon with a betta and snail would've sufficed just fine lmao. Like he's someone I could imagine actually doing to research and being a wonderful fish dad. I could totally see him siphoning out a fish tank, researching a proper diet, teaching a betta tricks like following his finger or going through a hoop with frozen food or something. Can you imagine like Joe or Dixie's reaction if one day he's throwing a fit over a fish tank in his office and the next month he has his own with a betta named Hoot (absolutely not inspired by Bob Fuller's horse what do you mean). See the vision
I'd love to write this or something but my fanfic writing ended years ago and I will not be stepping back into it with this LMFAO. I'd get the characters insanely wrong.
Anyway if anyone yknow. What's to write it hit me up and I can help with fish info. Here's my resume
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Ft. My betta Khonshu, his snail roommate Carlton, his other shrimp roommates, and my tetras (the tetras and betta are in separate tanks)
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anaccident4 · 8 months
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OKAY PSA TIME
Goldfish CANNOT live in bowls.
They are meant to grow 1ft to 1.5ft long, and live AT LEAST 20 years. Look at this contrast photo between a baby goldfish and an adult
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Now, goldfish need, preferably, a MINIMUM of a 29 gallon tank, with 40+ being ideal, especially for multiple. These guys could also out shit an elephant, so you need to be very vigilant about water changes and have a good filtration system (water changes should NEVER be more than 30% of the water, unless dire circumstances. Even THEN, you NEVER want to drain 100% of the water)
"But don't they grow to the size of their tank?"
NO
Their OUTSIDE growth is stunted to an extreme degree, but their INSIDES keep growing until THEIR ORGANS RUPTURE. IT IS A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FOR THESE GUYS.
The myth that they can be kept in bowls can be traced back to ancient China. An emperor wanted to show off his very opulent goldfish to his party guests, but he couldn't exactly bring them all out to his pond and just point out the fish to everyone. So, they were scooped up into bowls and displayed that way before they were dumped back in their pond.
NEVER put a goldfish in a bowl. They very literally cannot survive.
"But what CAN live in a bowl?"
Plants. That's it. Maybe a couple tiny snails that hitched a ride on the plants. Not even betta fish. Sure, they can SURVIVE, but the quality of life will be abysmal and they will STILL die far before they would have otherwise had they been given proper care.
2.5 gallons is the MINIMUM suggested size for the average betta, with 5+ gallons being ideal. For example, here's my setup. It's 3 gallons.
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All the plants are live, and don't be intimidated by them. Most don't actually require any extra care! They also help keep the water parameters a bit more stable since they feed on nitrates.
Oh, yeah, remember that nitrogen cycle thing you learned about in high school that you never thought you'd use for literally anything? THE ENTIRE AQUARIUM HOBBY RUNS ON IT. Even a rudimentary understanding is good enough, you don't have to know the nitty gritty.
Please please PLEASE do your research before purchasing ANY living thing.
If anyone has specific questions, feel free to dm me!!!
I work at a pet store, and I thoroughly enjoy teaching anyone that's willing to learn!!!
EDIT: PLEASE reblog this, I want as many people to see this as possible
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anaccident4 · 8 months
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When bettas do The Thing™
Reblog if you agree :o
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anaccident4 · 10 months
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hang this in the Met
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anaccident4 · 1 year
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Me: Time to play “Zombie Zoo” for 24 hours straight on this fine Halloween day.
Tom Petty’s ghost coming to haunt me: Dear God, no, please stop…
Me not listening: 🎵 Painted in a corner and all you wanna do is dance down at the Zombie Zoo 🎵
TP’s ghost giving up after the 5th play-through: So, this is what Hell feels like, huh?
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anaccident4 · 1 year
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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I was not expecting this point to call me the fuck out 💀
Nah because I was and still am a War Admiral fan over Seabiscuit. Why be a fan of the small, overlooked, crooked legged, little sack of hope that was Seabiscuit when War Admiral was right there as they portrayed him as a villian.
Maybe this is why I'm the way I am
I think that my preferences for the dark privileged asshole types was built when I was a kid and I got the Breyer model of War Admiral instead of Seabiscuit
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like what 9 year old is like I don’t want the model of the plucky underdog that they just made a movie about, I want the model of his smug rival
it was me
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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Happy father’s day, Chick.
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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If I had a quarter for every time I got emotionally attached to a goofy ass animated Hispanic man estranged from his family, I would have two quarters. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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why do people ship the encanto family members with each other
why people
if i saw my brother i would punch him in the fuckin face
people who ship madrigal members with each other deserve to go to hell
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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put in the tags how long has it been since you got your first phone and how many phones you've changed ever since then
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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Been a while since I posted about either of the boys, so here's the food if anyone wants it
Sense I've got a 5 day weekend, we thought it would be a perfect opportunity to move the boys up to Hawthorne for future racing opportunities there. Let me tell you, Hype is living it up in stall 68
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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As someone from the midwest, he probably does say ope. I say ope. I know other people who say ope.
Bob Dylan is from Minnesota.
Minnesota is in the Midwest.
Therefore, Bob Dylan probably says ope.
This has been a PSA.
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anaccident4 · 2 years
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Guys guys guys it's time for the long awaited
Things I've Heard At The Race Track as The Traveling Wilburys Vol. 2
Colourcode:
Jeff
George
Roy
Tom
Bob
Jim
"Is this allowed?"
"I have no clue. But I'm not going to pass up cashing tickets if the idiot who placed the bet isn't going to wait around to see if his horse won."
"Can you move the cat? I'm allergic."
"Then why the fuck would you work here?"
"He's doing his best."
"He's standing still."
"His best."
"Imagine being able to gamble."
"If we ever got lost at sea on a life raft, I would eat you first. You're the weak link."
"W h a t-"
"Hi can you drive me home my parents forgot me."
"No."
"You placed bets on my kid?"
"Someone has to have faith in the looser."
"What road do I turn on?"
"I don't know."
"Wait I thought you had a map pulled up??"
"I lied."
"We're lost."
"We're not lost"
"We're lost."
"Where the fuck did you come from?"
"The backseat."
"Want some candy?"
"Yknow it's illegal to give a minor drugs."
"It's a jolly-fucking-rancher."
"You said to warm up so I ate a jalapeno."
"What does frostbite look like? I think I have frostbite. Maybe not. I'm going to go make hot chocolate I'm cold."
"....?"
"Put that harmonica away."
"Fuck you you're not my dad."
"Do you like my hat?"
"Yeah."
"That's your hat."
"I know. I bought it so I think I like it."
"You just pulled coffee out of the floOR!"
"I'd rather die of toxic water than whatevers in that pie."
"He brought us food!"
"It's probably poisoned!"
"Do British people actually say oi?'
"Like pirates?"
"Don't take your shoes off!"
"Too late they're already off!"
"If no one else does, I'll make the pancakes. I'll support this family. I'm the breadwinner, bitch."
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anaccident4 · 3 years
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As a huge hurt/comfort fan it pains me to find only 2 hurt/comfort fics where Kel is the one hurt
Please I'm starving for more. I've read the same two about 5 times each
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