don’t call them bitches bro!!!
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The West has deemed the lives in Iraq and Syria as small print
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LEAKED TRACK LIST FOR NEW TS ALBUM:
Fuck like a mountain rat
Rainbow dress (straight sex)
How to Date A Blue Eyed Blonde
All too well 30 minute version
Broken ass marriage (ft. The National)
Rebound (ft. Girl in red)
If I was a man I’d be straight
The language of girls
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Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case
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cis women do not feel safe around you i promise lol do you know how many cis women plan on voting for trump this time because they cant stand people like you
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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railing powdered adderall on the bus and doing a sticknpoke of the richard d james album cover onto an unsuspecting bald man's head like im a dot matrix printer
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