On discorsd: Bekalb#3244
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God told abraham to sacrifice his son, then stopped him last minute. That was a lie
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I don't have a pc
Who wants this cause it's not me
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I remember it and leave it in the street, on the off chance the guy who wrote that sees and has an aneurysm
Seriously, every single time I’m offloading groceries into my car, I recall that fucking shopping cart 4chan post, and every time I go out of my way to put the shopping cart back.
It’s like, “yes, I am not a savage animal, I can do this” and it’s been like this for over a year.
God damn.
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Texas is pretty lame, it's full of dweebs and it's too hot
Hey why is Texas such a big deal in the US? Literally just it's size?
It's not the freest. Or the most conservative. Or the most beautiful. Yet It's probably the second most famous state.
Has it really been very culturally significant throughout history or is there a story behind it's pr?
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wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice
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If i had a kid I'd have to be a good, present father. I don't want to appropriate poc culture
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I'm actually a divinely ordained prophet, but go off
When Christ was hanging out with all those prostitutes and tax collectors I wonder how much of their time together he devoted to telling them what degenerate pieces of shit they were
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I've never actually met another person, starting to think it's made up
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That San Antonio cop video is absurd. Cop pulls up to bother a random kid eating a burger (not even the reason he was called to the scene!), tries to drag him out of his car even though he’s talking calmly, fires 10 shots at the kid as he tries to escape, lies to the other cops that the unarmed kid shot first, and then charges the kid with resisting arrest while he’s in the hospital. Officer gets fired for once, but with no criminal charges filed against him for what he did, which is attempted murder. That cop is just going to get picked up as a security guard somewhere until he gets the chance to do the same thing again. This is the “law and order” you hear so much about
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Better avoid mirrors then, you guys are giant pussies
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Lenin offered me the first hit from the pipe. “It’s called Slutweed,” he said, watching me inhale. “Supposed to turn you into a real fucktoy.”
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