it's time for me to share this cake I decorated for valentine's day
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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Again I must reiterate that this is a real, officially licensed magazine
(Doctor Who Magazine No 268, August 1998)
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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snoopy of the day
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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omni man: ough ouch i cant believe someone killed the Guardians ouch my wounds owie
mark: don't worry dad i've been hanging out with this new group of superheros-
omni man:
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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i bet tswiftstyle could find kate middleton
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"Sorry I have plans"
The plans:
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When someone says Clara Oswald is a perfect Mary Sue manic pixie dream girl with no flaws
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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