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andaxay · 7 days
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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andaxay · 26 days
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fics that are like 500 to 1200 words or so often have a particular kind of energy to me - like the author sat bolt upright in bed, struck by the most brilliant inspiration of their entire lives, and then typed as fast as their fingers would allow them to in order to capture it all before it left.
oneshots that are just a straight, clear shot from the brain to the page with no real filter in between? that's good stuff right there.
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andaxay · 1 month
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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
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😻😻😻😻
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andaxay · 1 month
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Truly a successful DnD session
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our mildly inconvenienced king
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andaxay · 1 month
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
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the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
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it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
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and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
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andaxay · 1 month
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andaxay · 2 months
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Unmute !
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andaxay · 2 months
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Gale of Waterdeep
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andaxay · 2 months
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
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andaxay · 2 months
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Look, I'm not a "details" person, all right?
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andaxay · 2 months
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me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
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andaxay · 2 months
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Stained glass window Afghan with the border is now finished!
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