This is such a specific post lol respect to OP for speaking their truth™️.
I know no one cares because literally no one is out here reading Troilus and Criseyde but since I am out here reading Troilus and Criseyde i have to say hey I fucking Hate Troilus and Criseyde like blah blah blah yeah Chaucer is the father of English Literature and all that but girl you already wrote The Canterbury Tales and guess what!! They popped off!! Quit while you’re ahead WHY did I need you to translate Boccacio into Middle English girl I had no yen to read Boccaccio and like yeah I appreciate your more sympathetic slant of Criseyde’s presentation and I enjoy the Boethius references but for FUCKS sake the next time I see fucking Pandarus it’s ON. SITE. I hate that guy literally get a life get a hobby STOP being uncomfortably interested in coercing your niece into this heterosexual bullshit like listen Troilus is a wet blanked vaguely moulded into the shape of a man and Crisedye is just out here trying live her best life !! The Trojan War is going on !! Do yall not have better things to do !! For fucks sake. The Gawain Poet would never do this shit to me fr