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Oh oh I’ll add:

Double-sided push pins

Usb sticks that delete your data instantly

Envelopes that are pre-licked shut

Paperweights but it’s just an egg

Let’s brainstorm what kinds of office supplies the evil Staples would have.

I’ll start:

rubber bands but they’re all möbius strips

Scissors that only cut fingers

Normal Epson brand printers

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Okay I’m at a renaissance fair and made a conclusion: the 11th episode of the 8th season of supernatural with the ren faire? Immaculate knowledge of their fan base. Two people who we all think are mad cool, show up at a place where their fans would be at in real life, and learn that our hobbies are really fun and cool? This is why this show owns my soul

#renaissance #supernatural #spn #s8e11 #ren faire #renaissance faire

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What do I do with the little things? I was going to buy your favorite flower for you. Your birthday is next month and I know the sushi place you wanted to go to. I got coffee the other day and the person in front of me got your order. That was our bench because you liked the pond. That little dog would’ve made you laugh. You can’t stand this song. How do I just forget them? How do I forget you? You’re engraved on my heart. I can’t be with you but I miss you

#I’m feeling a bit sad #how do I just #move on? #I hate it #breaking up #it feels like I’m dying

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My favorite Sunday night activity is to put on the sweet tunes of Rasputin and watch my essays become rapidly anti-capitalist

#ra ra rasputin #Russia’s greatest love machine #I will not be a cog in the capitalist machine

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Mans is gonna be serving styrofoam for dinner

#I’m crying inside

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If I’m going to be socially obligated to cook a whole ass bird they could at least give me a classic slutty song to dance to while I do it

#thanksgiving #turkey #i wanna have fun #but those fucking colonists said no music #funny #happy holidays

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You can tell when mfs are about to have an identity crisis when they start changing their handwriting

#I am mfs #help #identity crisis #this is supposed to be funny #but now I’m just kinda sad #haha

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Stop this I’m gonna cry

#oh no #spn #supernatural #destiel #Dean ended up like Olaf in that one scene in Frozen 1 except Dean has bones so he didn’t live

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I’ve been called a mean one before but I think if someone told me my heart was full of unwashed socks I might cry

#it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas #honestly you’re a mean one mr grinch was just a roast song that casually got more savage #i might cry #christmas #grinch #magic #funny

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You are valid! You are loved! 💖💜💙

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

#bi #bi is beautiful #bi is valid

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Me after not understanding one (1) math problem

anime_irl

#fuck math #comics #irl #funny #anime irl

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I entered myself and left a whole new person. Revolutionary.

#if I suffer you must too #thems the rules #meme #expand your mind

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I feel blessed to have witnessed this

memeception

#memeception #is this a meme? #funny #meme

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For once they didn’t dream this

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

#one time i dreamt #haha jk unless #2020 election #election #funny

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“Me, on the verge of insanity after midterms and destiel” -circa 2020

#college life #college #midterms #destiel #help I’m gonna die #funny #cat

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For the first time in 4 years my mini tokidoki American cactus kitty has seen the light. These truly are strange times

#2020 election #election #2020 #tokidoki #cactus #I really can’t believe he’s gonna be gone #like #ding dong the bitch is dead #fuck trump

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Americans celebrating Biden’s presidential win, Nov. 6, 2020

#2020 election #election #star wars #biden #literally everyone is in the streets #I’m in love