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angelumcaedis · 12 hours
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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter
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angelumcaedis · 15 hours
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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.
Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.
Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.
Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?
Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.
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angelumcaedis · 15 hours
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every time i have a manic episode i blow like $500 on supplies for some random activity like yes this will be the hobby that saves me
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I think I can share these now without my blog being nuked 😳
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angelumcaedis · 15 hours
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a soldier a goth and a biker walk into a bar
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angelumcaedis · 15 hours
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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angelumcaedis · 15 hours
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People use “cobbled together” like it’s a BAD thing!!! Kobold together is STRONG!!!!!
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angelumcaedis · 18 hours
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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
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angelumcaedis · 18 hours
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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angelumcaedis · 21 hours
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angelumcaedis · 21 hours
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fairytale prince wyllyam ~
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Meeting Dottys shitty ex
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IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA
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KRISTEN STEWART Rolling Stone Magazine (Feb 14, 2024)
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