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I just love how the DBH Fandom looked at Gaving and said, "Ah, yes, a really gay bottom tsundere with daddy issues"

And then looked at RK900 and said. "Ah, yes, this is the Dom bf for the gay bottom tsundere with daddy issues"

It's beautiful

#dbh gavin #detroit become human #dbh nines

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Hear me Out: Detroit become rebooted major changes.

Alice is an actual human girl. If Cyberlife created an android line to look and act like human children, it would lead to controversy and a declining birth rate as more couples bought disposable android children. Todd also should not be able to afford a new top of the line child android.

Kara doesn’t belong to Todd; she belongs to his drug peddling organization. They bought her for their front to build credibility, and tampered with her code. Kara doesn’t call the police when she finds Red Ice or witnesses Alice being abused because her owners purposely removed her memory share and police calling protocol. She was only at Todd’s house because the front was being inspected, and her code would look suspicious. Especially during the deviant crisis.

They can’t flee to Canada. Canada would be wary of Cyberlife’s products due to the deviancy cases, and since androids are not human/are property, they would not be permitted to cross the border without an adult owner and registration.

They go to Eden [Jericho] to escape the police [who Todd foolishly reported Alice’s kidnapping too] and the drug gang [who don’t want their operation to be exposed].

Alice is a human who will be living amongst hiding deviants, who are going to require Kara to do missions for their rebellion in exchange for her presence in Eden and the resources needed to care for a child.

Instead of playing as Markus, we play as Alice between Kara and Connor’s missions as a way to give the player a break and to explore the rebellion. Alice -being an abused child- acts like many of the androids around her, to their surprise. Many of them have only had experiences with abusive humans, and some have not interacted with children.

We learn Markus’s backstory through Alice getting to know him. That way we don’t have to explain how the rebellion started or how Markus inspired frightened androids to rebel; something the original DBH did not expand on well. Markus is surprised that a human father could show such cruelty to his offspring; being Carl’s son. Alice can’t imagine yelling at her father, even if everything she said was true [unlike Leo].

North’s reckless view on killing humans can be challenged by interacting with Alice, if the player chooses the right dialogue. She and other androids would not have considered the innocent humans who would die if they set off a nuke, even if Markus tried to explain Carl to them. Seeing and/or befriending an innocent human with much in common with them would be more convincing.

If Kara is captured by the police instead of Todd/the gang, they’ll find out she was innocent. They can also find out if Connor decides to see why Todd is kicking up a fuss at the station, which will draw Hank over. In both cases, Hank will become furious with that abusive druggie and beat him senseless.

Asking Hank why he snapped on Todd is another way that Connor can find out about Cole, and will affect his mission to find Eden. It doesn’t result in him telling you how Cole died; just that Hank had a son and abusive parents make him sick, since they throw away their chances to love their kids.

Alice would be Connor’s foil; she’s a human that acts like an android and easily befriended/understood them, Connor is an android that acts like the humans they fear, and the deviants see him as an abomination.

Instead of Markus confronting Connor, Alice confronts him. If Kara was captured or Todd was found out, he’ll already know she’s telling the truth about why Kara stole her. Her standing up for the deviants and saying they’re better than some humans would hold weight if Hank beat Todd and mentioned Cole. An abused human girl sharing similar body language with the deviants might give Connor the realization that the glitch is mainly caused by abuse and trauma. This would be the point where Connor can turn deviant.

When Connor’s battery is about to die, he explains Cyberlife’s backup supply of his model and warns the rebellion that they’ll be sent without his memories. So they won’t become deviant like him. But if Kara has done the right missions at the Cyberlife warehouse, Connor’s current memory can be uploaded into another model at the factory, enabling him to do an an important mission there.

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D:BH Incorrect quotes (part 3)

Chris: What makes you all smile? Connor: Dogs. Hank: Friends and family. Gavin: Face muscles.

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Connor: :) Hank: >:( Connor: Turn that frown upside down! Hank: ):< Connor: Not sure what I was expecting…

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Connor: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Hank: Wasn’t Gavin with you? Gavin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Connor: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.– (translation: I’M SORRY) Hank: What’s that? Connor: Remorse code. Hank: I’m even angrier now.

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Hank: Gavin, you need to react when people cry! Gavin: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Gavin: Why are you late? Connor: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Hank: He overslept.

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Hank: [answers phone] Hello? Connor: It’s Connor. Hank: What did he do this time? Connor: No, it’s me, Hank. It’s actually me. Hank: What did you do this time?

*** Gavin: [drinks his third cup of coffee] Hank: Hey, isn’t that- Gavin: Do you think cats see us as their parents, friends or the government? Hank: Wh- Gavin: I don’t want my cats to think that I’m the government. Hank: Hank: When was the last time you slept? Gavin: What is sleep?

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Hank: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Gavin: Probably because I’m a “bad-tempered prick” with a warped sense of humor and a long history of violence. Hank: Gavin: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Connor: Fight me! Hank, standing behind him and holding a gun: [mouths] Do not.

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Hank: What are you two arguing about this time? Connor: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly! Gavin: Cry me a table, tin can.

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Connor: Okay, I need help! Gavin: Got two words for you. Connor: I bet they won’t be helpful. Gavin: Your problem. Connor: I was right.

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The way I characterize RK900 is basically like a mirror.

Working with Connor, he is quick and efficient with his work. He bounces ideas off of Connor and expects the same from him. When off work, they are extremely casual with each other, recounting the day and other interests they may have. Truly brothers.

Being around Hank involves quick wit and lots of playfully mean banter. RK900 rarely corrects Hank on his health (He knows he gets enough of that from Connor) and often spends time with him in comfortable silence. He knows he can learn a lot from Hank, but doesn't feel the need to be around him constantly. Cat-attachment style.

Working with Gavin is a nightmare for anyone within 30ft of them. This is one of the only times RK900 will be seen acting physically aggressive with a coworker. Whatever Gavin does to provoke him, RK900 does it back tenfold. We've seen how touchy Gavin gets, he knocks that off pretty fast once he realizes RK900 fights back HARD. They still manhandle each other even after they start dating.

He put Sixty on the ground once and that was the end of it.

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Forever ago (2018) I made a DBH au where all the androids were kids and I still love how cute this art is so I wanted to share it again

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More dbh text posts, 6/?

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

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Alice: what’s your favorite color?

Luther: Kara.

Luther: wait what was the question?

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To the anon you sent me the Pacifist Luther + Badass Kara ask: This is them.

THE BEST AND ONLY LUTHARA DYNAMIC BY FAR.

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Luther: You called Ralph instead of me for help?

Kara: Honey, when you plan to do something illegal, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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Kara: hey can you hold this for me?

Luther: this is your hand.

Kara: yeah.

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Kara and Luther

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It would be very lovely to see Luther and Kara bond over something that isn't their affection for Alice. Sure, that's how their relationship started, but I'd like to see more than just that, Kara is very important to Luther and there should be more that ties them together

Luther probably struggles with social interactions a lot, given that his memory was erased by Zlatko and that his model doesn't have an elaborate social program, so I like to imagine that Kara helps him talk to others and form connections of his own given how incredibly empathetic she is

And because of his erased memory, it'd be nice for them to go on little trips together to make new memories he can look back on with a smile on his face

Additionally, moving in together after staying at Rose's brother's place could be a great opportunity for them to learn about what they'd like to do with their lives in the future

This works really well both as a platonic dynamic or as a romance setup since Luther clearly sees Alice and Kara as family, so it wouldn't surprise me if he and Kara ended up as a couple

Though it's very likely that Luther would be confused about this feeling at first since it's very different to the affection he feels for Alice and that he wouldn't be sure about how to deal with it, while Kara seems like someone who would be very upfront about her feelings

It'd be great to have them explore new things together, help each other and grow with each other, I'd love to see them grow fond of each other without having to be scared that they'll be separated or that something might happen to Alice

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✨DBH Characters As Conversations I've Overheard in Class Pt 2✨

Hank: Let's say you're driving late at night by a field and you see a child all alone. You also notice its eyes are reflecting the light of your headlights. What do you do?

Nines: Call for backup.

Sixty: Run it over.

Hank: No... what you should be doing is wondering, "Hmm that's weird. I wonder why its eyes are like that" and investigate.

Gavin: That's how you die in horror movies. I'm with Sixty. Run it over.

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Tina, giving Chris advice on his newborn: Leave a baby in a room with a bunch of mirrors. It'll be fine. It'll think it has a bunch of friends. Just leave it a bowl with some food and water in case it gets hungry.

Chris: Have you ever taken care of a child?

Tina: No.

Chris: Let's keep it that way.

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Connor, about deviants he can't locate: They do so well because they are cowards.

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Hank, unprompted: God is really testing our patience with platypuses.

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Kamski: Imagine you're a soldier in world war one. You stay deep in the holes-

Gavin: I sure do, haha

Kamski: You have never known the touch of a woman so for the love of god shut up

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Nines, about what killed the dinosaurs: I prefer the asteroid theory. It's so cool.

Nines: Well, it's not cool for the dinosaurs, but they're not here to complain.

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North, staring at an image of an enormous crater: Yeah, yeah. There's probably a lot of bodies down there.

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This was in my drafts since July and for some reason I never posted it.

Context: about two-three weeks post revolution. Connor wasn't in Detroit during that time (mostly) as he was with Markus and others in different states across the country.

Hank, opening the door slightly: Connor? What the fuck are you doing here?

Connor, squeezing himself into the house through the tiny gap as Hank is still too confused to stop him: Just checking in on you. Like a friend. What's up, Lieutenant?

Hank: Friend, huh...I thought you're in Washington.

Connor *kneeling down to pet the dog*: I was.

Hank: How do I know it's you and not some evil clone if yours again?

Connor with visible worry appearing on his face: Oh... You're right. You can ask me something, like you did the last time.

Hank *nodding at the dog*: What's his name?

Connor *smiling slightly*: Sumo.

Hank *looks at him squinting his eyes for a few seconds*: Can you stand up for a moment?

Connor *standing up*: Sure, what do you-

Hank: *embracing him with a hug.*

Connor *wrapping his head around him*: Took you long enough.

Hank: How did you know I'll be here?

Connor: I didn't. I thought you've evacuated, but then found out you stayed in Detroit. I wasn't sure if I'll find you here or not, so I came to check. I tried to call you, but you never answered.

Connor *nods with reproach*: I was worried about you.

Hank: Shit. I've been called so much over the span of last week that I turned the damn thing off.

Connor: That's what I thought.

Connor looks around the house and Hank cringes from painful realisation that his house is a mess. A lot more than usual. He was barely leaving it recently.

Hank: Sorry, um..I didn't expect any guests.

Connor: I'm guessing you're not a Lieutenant anymore. Right?

Hank: Bingo.

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sorry not sorry, I love these three too much

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The Ancient One: Well, bottoms up, boys

Wong, Mordo, Christine: *all lift Stephen above their heads*

Stephen: Hey!!!

Stephen: I know, but hey!!!

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Sitter Needed

Stephen: I am so sorry to trouble you.

Ancient One: It is no trouble Master Strange, I understand you are needed urgently and I shall be here to watch over New York while you are away with your team.

Stephen: Yes about that, I may need you to help me with another thing you see...

Ancient One: Oh? And what might that be?

*Both walk into the common space of the tower towards two children playing in the centre*

Stephen: This is Harley, he's six. And the little baby with him is Peter. I usually ask one of the avengers to look after them but they're away right now.

Ancient One: *Stares at the two children in front of her*

Harley: Hi.

Peter: *waves shyly from Harley's back*

Ancient One: *Looks back at Stephen* I am disappointed.

Stephen: *Shocked* Excuse me?

Ancient One: I know about your relationship with Mr Stark, but to have two children. Adorable children mind you and not tell me. I am offended Master Strange.

Stephen: Oh um... I'm so-

Ancient: No, none of that. A spoken apology will not do for this. As a proper apology I must have the privilege of being their 'only' sitter, and be given the rights to spoil them to my heart's content.

Stephen: Oh um... Of course, Master.

Ancient One: It's Gram Gram, now.

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*Somewhere in Iceland*

Tony: Hey honey, glad you could join us. Finally found a sitter for the kids?

Stephen: Yes, but now we have a newer problem.

Tony: What is it?

Stephen: We have a Soceress Supreme who refuses to share our cubs.